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[radfringe]

From : John Kerry <[e-mail]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 3, 2004 9:23 AM
To : "Webmaster" <[e-mail]>
Subject : Feedback from visitor to radicalfringe.freeservers.com


Dear Webmaster,

You are a liberal, who by definition finds fault with America, and to make matters worse, you wear a fanny park. The lowest of the low!

[Renew Deal]

1. He might be justified if you wear a fanny pack.

[GOPisEvil]

2. So, where do you park your fanny?

:D

[nini]

3. what's a fanny 'park'?

LOL..

dorks.

[libhill]

12. A fanny park

is something that morans carry.

[radfringe]

4. my reply

Dear bush(doesn't rule - he drools)@aol.com

You are a conservative, who by definition finds fault with anyone that disagrees with you, and to make matters worse - you have no fanny to park. The even lowerest of the low!

[Bertha Venation]

5. the definition of "liberal" is "one who finds fault with America?"

Then I should hope we're all liberal, 'cause there's a helluva lot wrong with this country.

That doesn't keep me from loving my country, from being a patriot, or from fighting for my & others' rights.

Freepers just don't get it.

[radfringe]

6. they don't get it

it was perfectly okie-dokie for them to bash Clinton, but if we critisize bush* then we are unpatriotic...

ummmmm...what's wrong with this picture?

[libhill]

13. Bingo -

I've been trying to make that point for years. According to Repukes, anyone who criticizes the President is a non patriot who hates America. So, by their own definition, they are all non patriots who hate America, because they slammed Clinton without mercy for eight years. And to any Repuke lurkers out there, I'll put this in terms even a moran can understand - practice what you preach, or shut the fuck up. Assholes. P.S. - FLUSH RUSH

[sui generis]

8. I think he's a fanny park bigot

When no one is looking I sometimes put one on and skip and prance about the house . . .

[Courtesy Flush]

21. Definition of doctor: "One who finds fault with people" (eom)

[flamingyouth]

7. Must be heavy wearing that park on your ass

:evilgrin: BWAHAHAHAHAH!

[Ducks In A Row]

9. how do you get a park in a fanny?

[jmowreader]

11. Vaseline. Lots and lots of Vaseline.

..

[Nevernose]

10. My fanny park is infested with box turtles

Oh well, at least I don't have to worry about them breeding.

[LynneSin]

14. YOU WEAR A FANNY PARK!!!!! And we allow you to post here at DU???

:eyes:

It was probably emailed to you from a guy who drives a truck with those really really big wheels and wears his hair Mullet Style

:eyes:


Edited: to correct the damn typo that Moran made in the email.

Damn I fanny park?

[RobertSeattle]

15. What a "classic" bad argument style

1. Define something in an incorrect way.
2. Criticize the something based on your own incorrect defintion.
3. You will the argument - duh!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

[NightTrain]

16. Merriam-Webster defines "liberal" thusly....

Main Entry: 1lib·er·al

Pronunciation: 'li-b(&-)r&l

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin liberalis suitable for a freeman, generous, from liber free; perhaps akin to

Old English lEodan to grow, Greek eleutheros free

1 a : of, relating to, or based on the liberal arts <liberal education> b archaic : of or befitting a man of free birth

2 a : marked by generosity : OPENHANDED <a liberal giver> b : given or provided in a generous and openhanded way <a liberal meal> c : AMPLE, FULL

3 obsolete : lacking moral restraint : LICENTIOUS

4 : not literal or strict : LOOSE <a liberal translation>

5 : BROAD-MINDED; especially : not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or traditional forms

6 a : of, favoring, or based upon the principles of liberalism b

capitalized : of or constituting a political party advocating or associated with the principles of political liberalism;

especially : of or constituting a political party in the United Kingdom associated with ideals of individual especially economic freedom, greater individual participation in government, and constitutional, political, and administrative reforms designed to secure these objectives

- lib·er·al·ly /-b(&-)r&-lE/ adverb

- lib·er·al·ness noun

synonyms LIBERAL, GENEROUS, BOUNTIFUL, MUNIFICENT mean giving or given freely and unstintingly. LIBERAL suggests openhandedness in the giver and largeness in the thing or amount given <a teacher liberal with her praise>. GENEROUS stresses warmhearted readiness to give more than size or importance of the gift <a generous offer of help>. BOUNTIFUL suggests lavish, unremitting giving or providing <children spoiled by bountiful presents>. MUNIFICENT suggests a scale of giving appropriate to lords or princes <a munificent foundation grant>.

[radfringe]

17. side comment

something else I just don't get....

GOPers are always asserting that if the average-Joe just exerted a bit of effort, pull themselves up by the bootstraps and take responsibility for their own lives that they can succeed and achieve the American Dream.

Well, John Edwards did just that. Coming from a working class family - he put himself through college, established a successful law practice and achieved the American Dream

yet, GOPers are bashing him for doing what they say we should be doing.

[Guy_Montag]

18. Off(ish) topic: Here in the UK...

fanny means "a girls front bottom".

I was confused & a little shocked for a wee while, but worked it out now.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. Hmmm, fanny park...

...maybe 'bushrules' was making a pass at you in his own strange way.

[praxiz]

20. Hurr hurr

You said fanny. Hurr hurr.

:headbang: DARDARDARNGDARADARA! :headbang: