Inside Vast Rightwing Conspiracy World Headquarters (Did I miss anything?)

[Bossy Monkey]

Department of Misinformation, Disinformation, Lies, Damn Lies, and Oh My God I Can't Believe He Just Said That
Department of Slander/Libel
Department of Blaming Clinton
Department of Homophobia
Department of Keeping Uppity Women Down
(Office of Hillary Hating might be here)
Department of Disenfranchising Blacks

Thinking of doing this as an article, or maybe slipping it into a parody about something else. Did I miss anything?

[jilln]

1. HAHAHA! Yeah, you missed one...

The Department of Turning All Dissent into Terrorism

and that would include the Office of Creating Free Speech Zones.

And there should be some kind of Department of Perpetual Terrorism, with an Office of Harassing People at the Airport

[lapfog_1]

2. Oh yes.

Department of War (profiteers)

Department of Energy (company payoffs).

Department of Homeland Insecurity (keeping Americans afraid for 2 years)

and my favorite

Department of Funny Walks

[Bossy Monkey]

8. How about Dept of Sowing Fear for Fun and Profit? n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Department of Constitutional Rights Dismantling (nt)

[mark11727]

4. Ministry of Jerrymandering (?)

[trof]

5. Yes, but "Gerry".

[mark11727]

6. Oops -- submitted at work under extreme furtiveness.

[LTR]

7. Ministry of Love

See '1984'.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Well, all of the above departments go under one of the four ministries

e.g. Department of Homophobia gos under Minilove. Department of Constitutional Rights Dismantling goes under Minitrue... or is ir Minipeace?

And let's not forget the Department of Tax Breaks for the Rich, under Miniplenty.

[comsymp]

10. Chapel of the Clenis