OK, this is getting to be a serious problem

[Kadie]

I come over to my computer to find and print a recipe for dinner, but before I know it I find myself surfing the DU again. Totally forgot about dinner, and what I came over here for.

"Honey, is dinner ready yet?" Uh, no not yet, um, having a little problem with the computer, can't get my recipe to print right. Dinner will be ready soon.

Bwahahahahaha

I am going to fix dinner now, well in a minute, I have to check in at LBN first, see what's going on.

Do I need to find a support group?

[MikeG]

1. No, order pizza and stay on DU.

[Pithlet]

2. Yes

and let me know where they meet.

[Robb]

3. The only support group that COULD work

would be made up of DUers. And lord knows you don't want to start them talking, you'll starve to death. :)

[Mara Steele]

4. Support group... starts in 15 minutes in the Lounge.

Be there or be square!

Oh yeah, the Support Group thread is entitled "If you could only have one: great sex, great food, or whoisalhedges...?"

:D

[Misunderestimator]

5. Great sex... hands down...

or hands somewhere :evilgrin:

[Mara Steele]

8. "On the hood of someone's car" ...

or so I've heard, anyway... :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

12. Indeed!

Shoot... that's one thing we haven't done yet... I guess we'll have to try that this weekend :evilgrin:

[mede8er]

15. Under the brass lamp.......

on my desk at work is a yellow post-it note with a big red X...Hmmmmmm, what could that mean.......

[Misunderestimator]

19. Hmmm... what DOES that mean?

[Kadie]

18. Hey, how did my post turn into one of THOSE threads?

Really, all I did was have dinner with my family and look what happened. Bwahahahahhaha

Guess I need to keep a closer eye on you guys. LOL

[MichaelHarris]

6. porn

used to be the opiate of the masses, now its DU

[physioex]

9. Yea....but DU will someday go outta style...

As the world evolves and becomes more liberal in a few millenia. But I don't see porn ever going outta style...

[MichaelHarris]

13. porn

has taken a life of its own, at least until this thread gets locked.

[physioex]

14. They can take away our thread....

but not our pooooorrrrnnnn!!! :smoke:

[MichaelHarris]

17. they can

have my porn when they pry my cold dead finger from my mouse button. Man what a T-Shirt Idea.

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. and don't forget

to check "My Posts before signing off - you don't want to miss seeing crucial replies to your posts! :evilgrin:

[Mara Steele]

10. Forget?? Are you kidding?

...I check "My Posts" on an average of every 1.3 minutes!! :D

[Lefta Dissenter]

11. Like now?

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

16. i'm supposed to working on something and it never fails

i get sucked back in.