Caption * showing off in Iowa

[RichV]

Ready... set... go!

I'll start:

"Ya see this here? That's a damn fine stalk of cauliflower."

[livetohike]

1. Mmmmmm, Banana!

[jpgray]

5. That, sir, was damn funny (nt)

[jpgray]

2. What they say about little hands isn't true. Get me? (nt)

[7th_Sephiroth]

25. ok, Ms. Kerry, i have this now what?

bwa ha ha ha

[TroubleMan]

3. BUSH.....CORNHOLING AMERICA

I hope he takes Teresa's suggestion to "Shove it!"

[VOX]

24. A winnah!

Thanks, TM -- :toast:

[TroubleMan]

29. Here you go...I think I'm gonna make it my sig

smaller version:

[RichV]

33. Excellent

This thread will live on in infamy.

[NewHampshireDem]

4. You mean this thing wrote that book about all the lies I told?

:crazy:

[TroubleMan]

6. lol..."Where does it say 'David' on it?

nt

[xray s]

7. "So you're saying, if I take some of that natural male enhancement stuff..

...my little cocktail weinie will grow into something that looks like this?"

[TroubleMan]

From "Smiling Bob" to "Grimacing Bush"....

Did I just tell a Whoopi Goldberg joke?

[iconoclastic cat]

8. "You want me to insert this where, Dick?"

[iconoclastic cat]

9. "Here's what you guys can practice on to swallow the elephant!"

[sam sarrha]

10. you said Monica did what with this ????!!!!!!!!!!!

[iconoclastic cat]

11. "Condi touched me like this, your honor."

[RichV]

13. Eeeeewwwww....

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Well, if you had taken his advice and practiced,

you wouldn't have gagged!

[iconoclastic cat]

12. "Hey, why's that crop circle look like me with an X over my face?"

[iconoclastic cat]

14. Hey, DUers, look at Shrub's neck, near his left collar!

That looks like a carcinoma if I ever saw one. Shrub, get out of the sun, man!

[DemWitch]

17. not carcinoma...

it's where Novak has been feeding :)

[xray s]

18. Nah...that's just one of Cheneys fang marks

[iconoclastic cat]

16. Am I winning yet?

[iconoclastic cat]

20. "The power of Wolfie compels you!"

Okay, that was stupid. I'm out of everything except fellatio jokes.

[GreyPilgrim]

19. "Is your corns learning?"

[Mikimouse]

21. One more picture and I'm gonna SHOVE IT!

n/t

[TroubleMan]

22. AW SHUCKS!!!

nt

[Twillig]

23. "These Iowans are busting my balls, Andy.

You tell me, does this look like an ear?"

[SoCalDem]

26. "Ahm gohn wack yoo, boahhhh"..

or...

"corn"..

[peekaloo]

27. Is this what Shakespeare was talkin' bout, lending me your ears?

[trogdor]

28. Here ja go.

[TroubleMan]

30. Check the new sig

nt

[yellowdog]

31. I heard some Repub say

the other day that Bush would win Dubuque County here in Iowa. No freakin' way, my friends. Gore won this county by 8,000 votes in 2000 and Kerry is going to do way better than that.

[yellowcanine]

32. "Sombuddy's bin eatin ma corn", said baby bear.

.

[Endangered Specie]

34. *Theme to Enzyte-natural male enhancement commercials*

[Endangered Specie]

35. W.. "and LET them EAT CORN!"

[Endangered Specie]

36. Which one of those is genetically engineered do ya think?

[cosmicdot]

39. W: this is GM corn? I thought they just made cars ....

[Dying Eagle]

37. Dick......

I finally Got it out.......Please don't do that again, I will be good!

[RichV]

38. Corn cob kick

and a button nose.... for the late night crowd.

[underpants]

41. Sorry I didn't see this when I posted it again

my bad.

[GOPisEvil]

40. Show me on the corncob what the bad man did to you.