What should Screaming Lord Byron and I do to celebrate our marriage?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: What should Screaming Lord Byron and I do to celebrate our marriage?

It seems the rabble has spoken.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1488086

No matter how distasteful I find the idea (owing to SLB's sundry unorthodox proclivities); I remain the faithful servant of Lounge polls, and I will dutifully submit to the whim of my fellow DUers.

So, I suppose we need some sort of engagement celebration or honeymoon or something. What suggest you?

[SarahB]

1. Lame ass polls!

Or honeymoon pictures! :bounce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Darling, your ass is most certainly not lame.

Oh, hang on. Wrong message board. Mi apologies.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Wicked boy!

I knew you'd be trouble....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. I know. First day of marriage. I need a leash, really.

Does this fall under unorthodox proclivities?

[SarahB]

15. Watch out!

I have mod power remember. :7 As far as my ass, it's ok I guess. :shrug:
I don't know really as it's hard to see, ask Matcom. He's met me and he's our resident ass expert. :P

[matcom]

2. fuck like rabbits

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Actually, if you look at the poll, the plurality chose 'other'.

Clearly we have to annul our godless union and get down to some serious 'other'. Savvy?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I'll make you crawl, I'll make you so sad you were mine.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

4. you should get the Vic Thrill album "CE-5"

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I'm having difficulty deciding...

...which Meek option to select.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. When will he inherit the Earth?

Is he waiting for a last surviving uncle to shuffle off, first?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. We shall make "Telstar" our national anthem!

:bounce:

[southpaw]

10. Take turns snorting detergent...

and plooking each other!

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[terrya]

13. Can you make some videos of those "intimate" moments between you two?

I'd pay good money to watch them.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Well, if we shared videos with our friends...

...those moments would no longer be very intimate, would they? :shrug:

On edit: Just how much money are we talking about here?

[terrya]

16. I could clean out my bank account.

It depends on what your definition of "a lot of money" is.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Byron? Whaddya think?

I mean, every man has his price. :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Anything over $8.96 works for me.

[terrya]

19. Well...then it's YOURS!

I'll send you some extra money for priority shipping of those videos.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Huzzah! It's Mad Dog 20/20 for me tonight!

Hell, make that Thunderbird!

[tigereye]

21. cheap that's what you are!

uh and could you send me a copy? :evilgrin:

and you think Byron has unorthodox proclivities?


BTW where is my invitation? I could provide percussive accompaniment!


PS my husband is sick of hearing about you two. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. I'll BET he's sick of hearing about us...

...considering that you're always talking about helping us make our videos. :P

[tigereye]

26. snort

no I don't. Just send 'em to me when you're done.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. Yeah, sorry about that, Tig. We'll stop calling him at work.

[tigereye]

25. that would be funny!

actually he kind of thinks like you guys do (he probably get even more of the music references than I do and he does have an internet ready wit), without the high level of depravity that is.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. In that case...

...WHERE THE FUCK IS HE???

He should be POSTING, dammit!

[tigereye]

28. I keep telling him that!

Says, he doesn't have the time. And it would be one more reason to spend a lot of time at the computer. And he's a software guy, so he spends enough time online, etc. He thinks DU is cool though. And then I would really have to watch what I say!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. Only my polls count

:eyes:

[tigereye]

30. Chavez!

What do you think about all of this? Are you providing art and a performance piece for these guys', uh, rituals?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. Certainly not - I am against lame-sex marriages

you can take that to the bank

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. But lame sex is an essential ingredient of ALL marriages!

Didn't you get the memo when you became affianced?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. Yes I did. But I am a devotee of St Jude

Patron saint of lost causes.

[tigereye]

36. oh that's good Chavez

don't believe it. My marriage is not like that, generally. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. OH GOD!

The rabbit died.

WE'RE NOT READY!!!

:cry:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. That's it. I'm off.

Maybe Fenris will make a more fulfilling bride.

Can't even keep a rabbit alive. I ask you.

[tigereye]

33. ROTFLMAO

I need to get a life! Breeders!

[Donkeyboy75]

37. Lock yourself in a room and play

Bush, Creed and Night Ranger.

Enduring torture like that will bring you two lovebirds ever closer.