Pointless haiku thread

[AngryAmish]

Krispy Kreme Donuts
Total fried deliciousness
I weigh four-hundred

[JVS]

1. hunky-dory

Steamer of Cleveland
She does not have suspicions
How sweet the release

[AngryAmish]

4. Funniest post ever

[JVS]

16. Glad you enjoyed it.

[redqueen]

2. .

Still I think of you
Haunted even in my dreams
Will it ever end

[Langis]

3. coffee!!!!

Coffee is not done
Trying to work is futile
Eyes will not open

[mrboba1]

5. here:

Screaming Lord Byron
Doest thou love him more than life?
Who IS Al Hedges?

[Worst Username Ever]

6. .

I don't care if no
weapons of mass destruction
are found. Bush/Cheney!

[demnan]

7. Mine:

Steaming bowl of spices
meat and noodles lacing basil
my bowl of Pho

[Speck Tater]

8. A Haiku I wrote in highschool (1962)

Face in the window
As the train rushes by me
Remembered always

[mark11727]

15. Nice!

[southpaw]

9. A South Park Haiku

Terrence and Phillip
Eating bowls of Kraft Dinner
Farting and Laughing

[asthmaticeog]

10. Hai who?

President Bush is
sucking a sailor's big toe.
Why is he smiling?

When a friend insists
that suffering is noble
he needs a favor.

Auto accident:
SUVs go up in flames.
Who smells barbecue?

Reed gave "Sister Ray"
for long, unlit country roads
that lead me nowhere.

Projectile vomit
so strong it could break windows
Man, that food was shite.

[markus]

11. Attack of the Poetry Police

Technically, I believe these are Senryu: same metrical arrangement, but without a nature reference.

It's not a haiku
unless the leaves of autumn
make an appearance.

[AngryAmish]

13. Are you saying donuts are not of nature?

For shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[southpaw]

14. Farting is natural...

so my Terrence and Phillip verse is a Haiku ;)

[Demonaut]

12. Candy Crowley?.....