Who's Hotter: Tom Ridge or Orrin Hatch?

[sus]

Poll question: Who's Hotter: Tom Ridge or Orrin Hatch?

Please try to refrain from sharing your steamy personal fantasies about these boys.

Just send them to me directly.

[terrya]

1. Ewan McGregor in any number of his movies.

There's no possible way I would even use the words "hot" and "Orrin Hatch" or "Tom Ridge" in a sentence. :-)

[sus]

4. no? how about

"it's sure gonna be HOT in HELL where YOU, Orrin and Tom, are gonna be! aaaaany day now! YEP!"

[terrya]

7. Ok...well, that sentence usage works for me.

:-)

[sus]

10. man, i shoulda been a lawyer.

unfortunately i hate school.

DAMN. IT. TO. HOT. HELL.

[JohnKleeb]

15. or

Tom Ridge and Orrin Hatch have the hots for taking away freedom. Some people get aroused by taking away freedom, :shrug: Ridge is J. Edgar Hoover all over again and if you wanna know why he cant afford his daughter's college tutition despite making 175K its because he spent all that money on dresses and Imelda Marcos' shoes, and Hatch is just freaky, I remember him when I was a little kid, how I hate Orrin Hatch, who btw has his own music site which is icky icky.

[WI_DEM]

2. Orin Hatch is FINE

[sus]

9. i want to touch his waddle.

it makes me quiver.

with delight.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.

I love David Cross!

[arwalden]

5. Of All The JSM Episodes... That One Was My Favorite!!

LOL

[sus]

6. MY dog smiles with his tail!!

[VoteDemocratic2004]

8. Thanks for the help with my diet (Just the thought)

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[arwalden]

11. I've A Fantasy That Involves Ralph Reed, Rick Santorum, and David Dreier

but I'm not going to tell you how it ends.

[terrya]

12. You could throw Lindsey Graham in that.

Someone has to be the bottom boy in that fantasy...

[arwalden]

14. Excellent Suggestion... I Had Almost Forgotten Him.

[Mojambo]

13. mmm mmm

I want to be the liberal pastrami between the conservative whitebread of those two nutjobs.