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FatSlob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:20 PM Original message |
Scenario: What would you do. Porn stash found. (HYPOTHETICAL) |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
1. Say, "Son, make sure your mother never finds your porn again" |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
29. ditto /nt |
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Feanorcurufinwe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
30. That's the best thing to say... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
62. That, and help him 'rebuild' his stash... perhaps share some from your own |
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Commendatori (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
2. Is it Playboys he has, or is it something a bit more raw? (n/t) |
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Commendatori (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
49. Ah, it's since been declared hypothetical. Disregard, then. :) (n/t) |
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7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
3. tell your wife |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
4. Have your wife |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
5. Explain his interest in sex is healthy |
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Nite Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
6. Say just what you just said. |
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Kikosexy2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
7. Explain... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. What's wrong with making him feel guilty? |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. Tell him, if he needs porn, he can borrow yours |
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FatSlob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. That's classic! Funny as hell. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:27 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. thats what I did |
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BOHICA06 (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
10. Son, don't disrespect your Mom |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
11. ooh a parental hypothetical |
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Old and In the Way (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. I suspect I'll be dealing with the same situation in the near future. |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
14. You shouldn't chew him out |
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BOHICA06 (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Hell having Mom |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Knowing that your parents have rooted around in it kills the fun |
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FatSlob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:27 PM Original message |
JOKE that goes perfectly. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
15. What did he have? |
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FatSlob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. It's a hypothetical. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:30 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. What did your coworker's son have? |
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FatSlob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:32 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. I can ask. |
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melv (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
18. first off, I wouldn't chuckle |
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DaveFL99 (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:39 PM Response to Reply #18 |
31. Take it from someone in the Strip Club Capital of the World |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:53 PM Response to Reply #18 |
41. "do you think this photo is a realistic portrayal of women?" |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
22. How about explaining to him that it is against the law for him to |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
45. Calling John Ashcroft, calling John Ashcroft... |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:07 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Hell, I live in Texas where it is against the law to sell vibrators |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'd ask why the hell he isn't getting his porn off the internet |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:34 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. magazines still do the trick |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:40 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. I reject that choice! Digital is for gutless turds. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:42 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. besides theres something about magazines that is just better |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:47 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Wow, someone agrees with me! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. heh yeah I am traditional man |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:13 PM Response to Reply #39 |
53. Let us not forget the amazing translations....... |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:16 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. yep, yep |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:21 PM Response to Reply #23 |
63. Seriously, thats how I did it. |
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DaveFL99 (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
25. Thank god that he doesn't have any pics of Lyndie England at work. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. lyndie england? now thats bad jack-off material |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
27. This Is VERY Normal |
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melv (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
34. Can you tell us why it is considered normal? |
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DaveFL99 (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:49 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. But did you ride horses ? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:01 PM Response to Reply #38 |
46. What's that got to do with it? |
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KinkyDem (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:07 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. If you have to ask |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:12 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. How could someone equate porno-mongering to a young girl's love of horses? |
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BOHICA06 (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 04:15 PM Response to Reply #50 |
60. LOL - right on .... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:10 PM Response to Reply #34 |
51. 13 Year Old Heterosexual Boys Are Going To Want To Look |
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melv (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. dupe sorry n/t |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Well, It's Just Reality |
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melv (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:30 PM Response to Reply #51 |
56. dupe sorry n/t |
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melv (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:34 PM Response to Reply #51 |
57. no, not sex |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:37 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. See My Post #58 |
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DaveFL99 (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:34 PM Response to Reply #57 |
67. maybe it was ameteur porn |
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slutticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:34 PM Response to Reply #34 |
66. LOL!!!! |
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customerserviceguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 07:10 PM Response to Reply #34 |
80. I acknowledge that porn raises false expectations |
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LoZoccolo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
35. Why are you letting her make you do this? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. is that avatar who I think it is. |
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LoZoccolo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:51 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. He sets a new standard in investigative journalism. |
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mikehiggins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
42. Can't we all just get along? |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
43. My mom took only the crappy degrading stuff... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
44. First, you need to talk with your wife. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
47. I know of kids who had to smoke a whole pack after being caught smoking |
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bearfan454 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
61. It's normal for teenage boys to look at porn. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
64. Hell, this is a GOOD sign... |
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medeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
65. been there twice |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
68. True, funny, personal story (on topic). |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:43 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. wow y'all hit the motherload |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:45 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Yeah, where are these finds now that I could KEEP the stuff! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:50 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. I've seen stuff at the pawn shop, cheap too |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:03 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Hmm. Pawned, pawed porn? Please, I'll pass. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:04 PM Response to Reply #68 |
74. I guess yall didnt think to dig a hole and hid it there, |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:06 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. 12-year-old boys aren't acquainted with rational thought. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:07 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. mmm nice Pun.... |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
69. Back up a step - a mom's POV |
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onebigbadwulf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
76. Make it a win win situation |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:14 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. I had a friend who at the age of 7 kept all of his secret shit... |
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floridaguy (751 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-05-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
78. You didn't actually let that trash go to the curb did you? |
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