Procrastination Improv Theatre presents: A complete-this-line thread!

[iconoclastic cat]

If I may be so bold, I would like to propose a little challenge: End this sentence in the most humorous way possible:

"With a 44% approval rating on Faux News, at this late date, even with all the 'terror' alerts, Bush is going down like a _________"

Try to keep from being too graphic.

Here is some inspiration:

[democracyindanger]

1. I'll get to it later

There's plenty of time.

[Texasgal]

2. Heh heh....

"With a 44% approval rating on Faux News, at this late date, even with all the 'terror' alerts, Bush is going down like a Turd in a toilet

[gpandas]

3. a cheap whore n/t

[johnnie]

4. Rush

"With a 44% approval rating on Faux News, at this late date, even with all the 'terror' alerts, Bush is going down like a prescription of oxyconten in a Denny's parking lot".

[bbernardini]

5. a sorority girl with low self-esteem at a keg party.

[iconoclastic cat]

6. You know, I thought these would be funnier.

My humor falls flat yet again.