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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:24 PM
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Hey you Faux Cowboy, Cook that Corn before you eat it
Ok, i grew up in Iowa, spent much time on the farm. Kinda seems like a trick we played on city folk, hey, you don't need to cook that corn, go ahead, it it raw...




PS - raw corn - not tasty - and if you hit a worm - not very sterile.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:26 PM
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1. It's even worse if....
you've had it up your Presidential Backside for a few minutes before eating it.

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Malva Zebrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:35 PM
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2. Someone, most likely Rove or one of his subservient propagandists
told him to do this stunt. Eating corn on the cob--raw.
You can be sure he never heard of it in his life and was doing it for purely stunt purposes.

It turns out he looks like an animal--crass and trying to come off like a farmer except most farmers I know, eat corn on the cob, cooked.
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BentleyJD Donating Member (414 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:42 PM
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3. so
I hope he bit into the greenest,fattest, slimmiest corn borer he ever will see. What a putz
take care
tony and dietrich
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:52 PM
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4. Ahh, hell... We use it to slop the hogs, so must be good enough for
a Faux cowboy pResident....! :evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 07:14 PM
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11. so serious, that's what I was thinking
90% of the corn grown in that state is either used to feed livestock or create Ethanol.

I highly doubt that's an ear of sweet corn he's holding
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RoadRunner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 06:07 PM
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5. go easy on him, lb.
he probably has the DTs real bad about now.

Thanks to all this new raw corn-fed energy he's getting, he'll soon be back to "never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people". For a few more months, that is.

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 06:30 PM
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6. Rats prefer it raw...
;-)
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 06:33 PM
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7. LOL - exactly what I was thinking!
It's true, they do!;)
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 06:34 PM
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8. But cooking it will rune the vitmins...
Won't n it maw?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 06:35 PM
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9. And pesticides!!
:9 :puke: :hurts: :hangover:
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Hong Kong Cavalier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 07:13 PM
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10. That corn must have been vetted
'Cause AFAIK, President's don't accept food gifts, and they certainly don't eat them, even at a fundraiser, unless the Secret Service clears it.
Cripes, what an idiot!
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