New computer viruses (funny)

[Renew Deal]

Watch Out For These New Viruses....


Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!


The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
of mass destruction.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
re-counting.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an
old floppy.

The Lewinsky/Tripp Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.

[MichaelHarris]

1. The Bill Oreilly virus

just keeps spinning and spinning your disk drive

[MrScorpio]

2. The Sean Hannity Virus

Makes your computer scream lies at you at maxed volume and it refuses to shut the fuck up

[MichaelHarris]

3. Britt Hume Virus

Just a blank screen

[slutticus]

4. The Anne Coulter Virus...

Gives you Herpes

[MichaelHarris]

6. LOL n/t

[MichaelHarris]

5. Ann Coulter Virus

eats up a bunch of electricity and then throws it up.