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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:25 AM
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This guy in my office is wearing cologne that smells like candy
And unexpectedly, I like it a lot!
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kevinhnc Donating Member (121 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:25 AM
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1. Which cologne is that?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:26 AM
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2. it's not really cologne, he just smeared a Milky Way Bar
all over himself
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:36 AM
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7. hehe, no
Smells more like Skittles, actually. Or Starburst. Yum!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:35 AM
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6. Dunno... but I'm going to ask him the next time he walks by
It's nice!
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:28 AM
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3. So will bees.
Watch when he goes outdoors.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:28 AM
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4. Ok - they did a study with women to see what smells subtly turned them on
they found that a man with Pez in his pocket was the most appealing to the test women.

Candy turns women on folks - skittles anyone?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:37 AM
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8. Are you joking?
That's interesting... I read that men like vanilla and ... something else I can't remember right now. I wanna say pumpkin pie, but I don't think that's right. Some kind of pie, though, I think.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:40 AM
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10. It was pumpkin pie, absolutely. Pez gets the ladies pumpkin pie the men
go figure
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:29 AM
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5. Ask if you can lick his neck.
Post the results.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 10:37 AM
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9. Taste the Rainbow.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I can see the commercial already
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Der_Alte Donating Member (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:17 AM
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11. smells like candy.
I recall a stripper long ago, nice young blonde who went by the name.

but i think she spelled it Kandy.

but screw Bush anyway.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 02:12 PM
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18. Oh God!
Have you seen Sandy Kane on public access TV? If not, count yourself lucky! She's, er, a stripper of advanced years.
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:46 AM
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12. I'm a hippie, I guess

I like people who smell like fresh air!!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 01:23 PM
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13. RQ, an update. What kind of cologne was it?
Sounds yummy! :-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 01:25 PM
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14. It is!
Dunno... haven't asked him yet... printing out invoices like a madwoman so each by the time I notice that smell he's already walked by.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 01:47 PM
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15. Dustroll him next time and ask him.
:-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 01:49 PM
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16. Pardon my ignorance
but what's a dustroll?
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 02:00 PM
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17. =tackle.
:-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 02:14 PM
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19. Cool! I learned a new word!
I asked him and he doesn't even know. Chances are his wife bought it... I asked him to find out for me... it's delish! :D
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 03:11 PM
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20. When you find out, let me know...
My kiddo is wearing Skin Bracer now (he's 10, trying to be 20) and I would rather him wear a little bit of something that isn't, erm, Skin Bracer. :-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 03:12 PM
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21. lol!
What? Aqua Velva's not good enough for you? ;)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 03:15 PM
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22. Hai Karate!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 03:20 PM
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23. Gagging as I type this, and remembering Eddie Murphy...
"Brut...........By Faberge'" (Put it on his privates, and it burned, so he put his privates in the sink, and his grandmother walked in. "Boy, why you got your dick in the sink!") LOL!
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