Let's highlight the dumbass sh*t that Chimp did this past week

[LynneSin]

I mean geez, Bush is on a freaking role with the stupidity just rolling out of his mouth. Maybe they should just let his daughters speak instead of him since it seems Bush has a giant case of 'footitis'

• Bush tells Iowans that because of his actions, unemployment in Iowa is at 4.3% (mind you it was at 3% when Bush took office)
  
• Bush admits to America . "They<Terrorists>never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.".
  
• Bush finally takes action on the worst kind of Affirmative Action when he demands that colleges should put an end to giving special entrance privileges to 'Legacies' Oddly enough Bush was a 3rd generation Legacy of Yale and it was his family's name that got his mediocre ass into Yale
  
• Bush outdoes Kerry in the "Battle of the Corn". Maybe Kerry can hold a piece of corn and wave it around, but damnit, Bush can eat it raw
  
• George "I'm a War Time President" Bush admits: "This is a dangerous time. I wish it wasn't this way. Now, I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president?"
  
• Bush gives African-American leaders at the UNITY conference a new definition of sovereignty: Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities," Bush replied. Needless to say the audience pretty gave a poor reception to Bush (Kerry received a very warm welcome)
  
• Bush tells folks from New Hampshire: "I'm not going to be satisfied until everybody who wants to work can find a job,". I wonder if that includes those folks stuck taking low wage jobs just because there is nothing else out there.
  

Have I missed anything? I love Bush campaigning because damnit, the man has the best stupid quotes and action

[MrBenchley]

1. Cheney holds a campaign rally in Albuquerque

where he demands a written loyalty oath from citizens who want to hear what he has to say, which becomes public knowledge...embarassingly, the form supporters are asked to sign reads "I herby endorse George Bush for re-election of the United States" (oh yes it does!)

Cheney then goes on to Arizona, where his campaign aides demand to know the race of a journalist one paper sends to cover the appearance.

Cheney's company gets cited for investor fraud while he was CEO.

[MrBenchley]

2. He made an effort to reach out to the Amish

who don't vote.

[LynneSin]

4. Well, it's not like you can do a phone bank on the Amish Community

:shrug:

BTW, about 10% of the 270,000 Amish will vote. Mind you those 270K Amish are spread throughout 25 states and part of Canada.

:eyes:

[Brotherjohn]

3. Of course, the new name for the War on Terror!

"TSAIEWDNBIFSWHTUTAAWTTTSTCOTFW"

[Brotherjohn]

5. Oh, and the "imminent" terror threat based on 3-yr-old data.

And the concommitant, inarguable politicizing of it by Ridge saying "this information is due to the president's leadership in the war on terror" (or something blatantly political like that).