Defend America against Terrorists this Saturday

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR SATURDAY.......


AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN
MALE TO SEE ANY
WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED. HE MUST COMMIT
SUICIDE IF HE DOES.


THIS SATURDAY AT P.M. EASTERN TIME, ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED TO
WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY
NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.


CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
THIS
ANTITERRORIST EFFORT.

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ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS
IN FRONT OF THEIR
HOUSES TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN AND TO
DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES
NUDE AND TO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.


AND, SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF
ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.


THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT
TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTITERRORIST
ACTIVITY.


GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!!!


IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

[T Roosevelt]

1. I'll be sure and keep my eye out

might even look for terrorists....nah...