Why didn't I try harder in the womb????

[Career Prole]

I guess it's because I thought that was it. Life was spent in a water balloon in a closet.
If I had known there was more I would have done something...anything. I could have loaded up on the nutrients so I'd top out at more than five-ten and ended up with that athletic scholarship. I could have gotten a huge head-start on philosopy...cogito ergo sum is the first thing I should've been working on in there. I could have studied anatomy, for pete's sake...what an opportunity!
But nooooooo...not me!
"Hmmm...upside-down? Or right-side up? Ah, sideways!" Zzzzzzzz....
"Time for a kick? Nah. Mebbe later. Yeah, mos' def. Later" Zzzzzzz...
"I need a change...I'm suckin' the other thumb next month!" Zzzzzz...
"I wish I had a hook or somethin' to hang this cord up...that thing's always underfoot." Zzzzzzzz....

I ended up accomplishing absolutely nothing. I didn't even learn the backstroke. I suck.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Yes.

Yes, you do suck. A lot.

Is it a compliment to have your thread copycatted or an insult? Haven't been around the lounge long enough to know.....

[Career Prole]

2. I don't knoooowwwww!!

I didn't pay attention! :cry:

[jeff30997]

3. Very poetic.But you're too hard on yourself.

At least you're not a Neocon.Think about it.

[Career Prole]

4. You're right! I did pick that up in the womb!

If I'd been born republican my parents would have left me on the doorstep with the empty milk bottles. :eyes:

[jeff30997]

5. That was a joke dumbass!!!