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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:02 PM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:04 PM
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1. "This baby will give you triple the orgasm in half the time."
Edited on Fri Aug-06-04 11:05 PM by MrScorpio
"Money back guaranteed."
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:05 PM
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2. Sure it's not as big as mine, but it still works
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:08 PM
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3. Once you go red
it's all in the head
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:15 PM
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4. Yea, this one is nice,
but if you really want to scare the shit out of your husband, take a look at "Blue Godzillia" over here....
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-06-04 11:28 PM
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5. I guarantee you
Chairman Mao personally endorsed the whole line during the cultural revolution.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 10:22 AM
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6. kick
Edited on Sat Aug-07-04 10:23 AM by slutticus
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 10:37 AM
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7. The chick is the one selling them, yes?
:shrug:
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 10:49 AM
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8. Hey, Sweetie, would you mind showing me how this thing works?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:03 PM
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9. Shall I gift wrap this or would you like to wear it home? :) n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 02:06 PM
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10. "And we have a three-pronged model for after the U.S. tears us
a new one."
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 10:55 PM
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11. Yes, I think it IS jello inside...

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