We'll be turning around that corner when we turn

[MrBenchley]

A little something to sing (to the tune of "She'll be coming around the mountain.." where ever Chimpy or the GOP appear...

"We'll be turning around that corner when we turn
We'll be turning around that corner when we turn
We'll be turning 'round that bend
No such thing as a dead end
We'll be turning around that corner when we turn

You can trust me and my beady little eyes
You can trust me and my beady little eyes
Vote for me this coming fall
Maybe I won't go AWOL
You can trust me and my beady little eyes"

http://corrente.blogspot.com/

[Unperson 309]

1. More verses!

(from Shrub's POV)

We'll be turnin' around the corner when we turn!
I'll just smirk and let the Constitution burn!
You'll be just as free's we letcha,
Homeland Security will getcha!
Yes your goose is cooked, you betcha, when we turn!

We got in with five white judges, yes we did!
We sold California to the highest bid!
As the economics darkened
All the lights went on for Harken
And we're parkin' in the money, pro quo quid!

Now did 9/11 stop us? No sirree!
Well, we made out just like hookers in Paree!
We just danced the light chaotic,
Whipped out vile Acts, Patriotic,
As we continued on,psychotics on a spree!

Now we've beat the living snot out of Iraq!
Just like Arnold Schwarzenneger's "I'll be back!"
We've made a lively ruction,
Searched for Weps of Mass Destruction,
Now the country cannot function in the black!

Not to mention all the fun we've dealt the foe,
Naked, slimed in shit and hooded, he must go!
Tortured women, men and babies,
In the Hellhole Abu_Ghraib, it's
Just the cost of doing business, don'tcha know?

The election year's upon us, what a chase!
And we're messing up the votors and the race!
We'll all yell out as you're hurtin'
"MAY GOD BLESS DEAR HALLIBURTON!"
And with Diebold, laws we're skirtin. In your face!

Now here comes old John F. Kerry, to the booth!
We've got age and treachery, he's got youth!
Tried our tricks and misdirections,
But we pricks lost our election!!
And the trash is Kerry'd outside by the truth!

WOOHOO!

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