When You Look Like A Stud You Feel Like A Stud

[sally343434]

This is a hoot!



The Bulge is a discreet, flexible-web insert that creates an impressive, realistic package enhancement in any swimsuit or underwear. It fits securely over the penis like a codpiece, giving a guy greater visual proportions without anyone ever knowing his secret. The large head and thick shaft will cling discernedly to most fabrics, even when wet. The product's flexible material allows it to move naturally, whether the wearer is swimming or dancing and is so undetectable, it looks realistic even up close. Well suited for the pool bar or the locker room, The Bulge gives a guy a dose of confidence where he needs it most. A natural for bodybuilders and sunbathers. Individually wrapped packaging makes this product an appealing shelf item, allowing your customer to imagine the visual possibilities with usage. The Bulge's polyvinyl mesh material is waterproof and machine washable, and keeps its form with extended use.

You can order yours today for only $19.95 at http://www.empoweredproducts.com/product_one.php?id=5

[trof]

1. Just when I thought I'd see EVERYTHING.

geez

[Fenris]

2. MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's sad.

[flamingyouth]

3. God, that is just sad

[Blue-Jay]

4. What? A well-placed sock isn't good enough for some people?

:bounce:

[trof]

6. One word: Potato.

But in the front, NOT the back.

[tcfrogs]

5. I like how it says "A natural for bodybuilders and sunbathers"

I don't want to turn this into a sex thread, but that's funny.

[ClintonTyree]

7. You can swim with it.....................

and no "shrinkage". George Costanza needs one of these.

[sleepyhead]

8. Can they be ordered by the dozen?

I have numerous administration officials on my Christmas gift list.