If you were W's shrink, what drugs would you prescribe for him?

[MikeG]

Poll question: If you were W's shrink, what drugs would you prescribe for him?

on edit, here's a good reference:

http://www.info-pharm.com/anti_depressants/

[camero]

1. Risperdol

It would help his psychotic tendencies.

[Mandate My Ass]

12. He not only exhibits all the symptoms that risperdal

is supposed to treat, but he also has all the side effects that risperdal causes.

Good call.

[MikeG]

17. Isn't Risperdol for bedwetting? LOL.

[Mandate My Ass]

20. Hmmmm bedwetting, animal torture and....

(frogs and firecrackers) as well as fire starting are the triad of symtpoms for most serial killers.

I wonder if Dimson can be trusted around a pack of matches. :shrug:

[Dr Fate]

2. He's tried them all- none of them do him any good. n/t

n/t

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[mopinko]

42. make that 3

let's take up a collection.

[Nlighten1]

41. LOL

I was going to say the same thing but then I remembered this was what killed one of the most intelligent philosophers evar.

[gmoney]

4. edited on second thought

Yeah, you may be right.

I'd prescribe a glass of warm milk and a nice nap.

[LTR]

6. I stopped myself from saying that

Didn't want a strange knock at my door.

[Lizzie Borden]

9. my sentiments exactly!

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[LTR]

5. LSD

Though I'm convinced he's already on it.

[MikeG]

7. He said "get those mf'ers off of me" not

"GET THOSE PURPLE LIZARDS OFF OF ME"

[flamingyouth]

8. You beat me to it

I don't think he's on it, though. He's not in touch with reality enough.

[Rick Myers]

10. Hey George? Ever run the country...

ON WEED?

:smoke:

[Endangered Specie]

11. Hmmm, half the ideas Ive thought up would get me banned,

and the SS at my door.

How about super-laxatives?
Viagra?

[MikeG]

14. Viagra would make him immobile, as he's a complete prick.

[Endangered Specie]

37. Precisely, my point... Immobile is good.

[carpetbagger]

13. Lithium.

Maybe "god" will stop telling him to do what he wanted to do anyway.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

16. I agree

Knew someone else on it. They acted a bit more peaceful and didn't run their mouth as much.

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[Deja Q]

19. Risperdal, Seroquel, Zyprexa, Chlorpromazine, Navane, Trilafon, Haldol...

Any cocktail of antipsychotics may or may not help.

Whatever they give to mental patients in asylums who were sent there because they think God talks to them... and one of those nutcases is running this country.

[benburch]

21. Risperdal, Wellbutrin, Ativan

This would appear to be sufficient to treat the primary symptoms.

Then a program of behaviour modification, group therapy, and a "level system" in a locked ward for a period of a couple of months, followed by a halfway house group living situation with life skills training.

[MikeG]

22. How about just giving him a beer and letting him sit in the corner?

[benburch]

25. Nope... Bad consequences...

When an alcoholic who has been dry a while goes back on, he starts feeling really good and might take rash actions...

[MikeG]

28. You're right. But I suggest a 12 step program too.

We could do a full length documentary on his making amends.

[The Flaming Red Head]

23. Rehab/cold turkey

I'd get him off what ever he's been on for the past three and half years.

Judging from the sweating, trembling, the fumbling of words, the glow in his eyes and the way every hair stands on end during interviews, I'd have to say cocaine and the good stuff too. You know he's got all the connections.

[Osama_Bin_Winnin]

24. Staye with the tried and true

Cocaine and alcohol. We know he likes them so he'd definitely stay on the script. Hey, how long could a guy his age last with all the coke and JD he could drink every day ?

[MrSandman]

26. Seroquel works well for psychosis...n/t

[Peachhead22]

27. Large doses of Exlax

'Cause he's morbidly full of shit.

[mdmc]

29. shock treatment!

Right? RiGHT?

[MikeG]

30. They don't hook 'em up to jumper cables any more, do they?

[sasquatch]

31. Elephant tranqulizers

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

32. I think after a good joint of hydro, even Shrub would turn inward

and have a long cry about all the people he's fucked over

[AlFrankenFan]

33. Oxycontin

just for laughs :D

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[samplegirl]

35. Truth serum

In Large quanities

[samplegirl]

36. Truth Serum

In large quanities

[Spiffarino]

38. Yep. Weed. Definitely weed.

Weed for sure because...um...can I have an Oreo?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. No drugs, just enemas

Inserted in his ear, to get all that shit outta his head.

[bookfreak]

43. Abilify, Prolixin and Lithium

Prolixin is given by weekly injection so his compliance would not be a factor. At least there would be no worry in that department. The other meds he would have to take on his own so there would always be concern as to whether or not he was taking them but at least we'd know one of them was getting into him....