You've been hired to co-ordinate the campaign music for the RNC...

[LynneSin]

what songs do you pick?

First song I'm hearing on the radio right now: Loser by Beck

[teach1st]

1. Nowhere Man

Nowhere Man - The Beatles

He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

Doesn’t kave a point of view,
Knows not where he’s going to,
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don’t know what you’re missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He’s as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?
Doesn’t kave a point of view,
Knows not where he’s going to,
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, don’t worry,
Take your time, don’t hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
Lend you a hand.

He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

[teach1st]

2. Fool on the Hill - The Beatles

Fool On The Hill
(The Beatles)

Day after day, alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool.
And he never gives an answer .....

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

Well on his way, his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices, talking perfectly loud.
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make.
And he never seems to notice .....

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

And nobody seems to like him,
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,

But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down.
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

[teach1st]

4. Completing the Beatles Medley

Beatles - Sexy Sadie lyrics

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done.

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You layed it down for all to see
You layed it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules.

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all.

Sexy Sadie how did you know
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know.

Sexy Sadie you'll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie oooh you'll get yours yet.

We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all.

She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie.

However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie.

[union_maid]

7. Perfect!!!!

The Beatles were ahead of their time. They must have written this for Bush and Blair.

[vetwife]

35. They also did "You're a Loser"

[ChipperbackDemocrat]

3. Wanksta By 50 Cent

"You say you gangsta, but you never copped nothin'"
"You just a wanksta, and you need to stop frontin'"

[Sirveri]

5. Gangsta Paradise.

I'm not sure why, I just think it would be funny.

[Dying Eagle]

6. Ozzy/Black Sabbath- War Pigs

[union_maid]

8. Masters of War by Dylan

That's always a good one. An updated version of Talkin' John Birch Society Blues would be good, too.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

9. Flight of the Valkyries, by Wagner

For so many reasons.

DTH

[JNelson6563]

10. Idiot son of an asshole

http://www.bushflash.com/idiot.html

:toast:

[Scooter24]

11. LOL..

Love it! :D

[Lucky Luciano]

16. This thread was tailor made for your response! LOL

[the Kelly Gang]

12. some German marching music

[JohnnyRingo]

13. Jonny Lang can sing his original hit.....

Lie to Me

[Deja Q]

14. My list

* I Think I'm Paranoid (garbage)
* Shiny Happy People (REM)
* Private Idaho (The B-52s)
* Fear of a Black Planet (Public Enemy)

Wait, that's all too surreal...

I'd use only "Welcome to the Terrordome" (Public Enemy)

[LynneSin]

31. I think "9/11 is a joke" by Public Enemy would be good

but with oh so surreal new meanings since the Bush administration pretty much is treating everything surround 9/11 as his own person gain for power

[GOPisEvil]

15. Cheney must enter to The Imperial Death March.

[Archae]

17. Actually...

Whenever Cheney walks in I'm reminded of when in "Return Of The Jedi" the Emperor walks out of his shuttle. :scared:

Evil down to the bone.

[Sydnie]

18. August Campbell - Asshole Song

Well I was driving down I95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead

It goes like this:

Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A - S - S - H - O - L - E
And don'tcha try to blame it o me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
I've got a feeling
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

I was talking to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

I just might have to cue that up and play it myself at the beginning of all the speeches during that convention, since it could apply to so many of them.

[Tosca]

19. Cocaine

by Clapton.

[MrScorpio]

20. All Mine - Portishead

Shrubya acts like he owns the country

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

21. Megalomaniac by Incubus...

MKJ

[Lancer]

22. Oh man I love this

kind of thing.

Lawyers, Guns and Money—Warren Zevon
Destroyer—The Kinks
If You Think You're Lonely Now—Bobby Womack
Back on the Street Again—Sunshine Company
I Want to Be Sedated—Ramones
Theme from "Shaft"—Isaac Hayes
The Politics of Dancing—Re-Flex
Somebody's Watching Me—Rockwell
Closing Time—Semisonic
Who Let the Dogs Out—Baha Men
Getting Away With It—Electronic
You Cheated—The Shields
It's A Shame—Spinners
Shameless—Ani DeFranco
I'm Not Your Stepping Stone—The Monkees
I Got Loaded—Peppermint Harris
Ohio—Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Breaking Us In Two—Joe Jackson
Hearts of Stone—The Charms
First I Look At The Purse—The Contours
If I Can't Sell It, I'll Keep Sittin' On It—Ruth Brown
I Pity the Fool—Bobby "Blue" Bland
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place—The Animals

[Enraged_Ape]

23. "Danke Schoen" by Wayne Newton and "Cat Scratch Fever" by Nuge

The biggest hits any right-wingers ever had.

[blondeatlast]

26. Nugent and Newton should do a medley of these live--

I might watch their greasefest for that!

[sundog]

24. The wicked witch theme from the Wizard of OZ

You know, like when Miss Gultch is riding on her bike with toto in the basket

[justgamma]

25. They're Coming to Take Me Away. Ha Ha

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all day long.

[GalleryGod]

27. "He's the Idiot Son of An Asshole"

I forget the group...great melody & lovely lyrics,though:spank:

Your Man..still in Cali..out beyond Point Break,
:hippie: G.G.:smoke:

[name not needed]

29. NOFX

[Lefty48197]

28. Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones

Let me please introduce myself...
...call me Lucifer.

[WoodrowFan]

30. LIAR by 3 Dog Night

[LynneSin]

32. We could do a Liar Medley

Liar by Queen

I have sinned dear Father Father I have sinned
Try and help me Father
Won't you let me in? Liar
Nobody believes me Liar
Why don't they leave me alone?
Sire I have stolen stolen many times
Raised my voice in anger
When I know I never should
Liar oh ev'rybody deceives me
Liar why don't you leave me alone?

Liar I have sailed the seas
Liar from Mars to Mercury
Liar I have drunk the wine
Liar time after time
Liar you're lying to me
Liar you're lying to me
Father please forgive me
You know you'll never leave me
Please will you direct me in the right way
Liar liar liar liar
Liar that's what they keep calling me
Liar liar liar

Listen are you gonna listen?
Mama I'm gonna be your slave
All day long
Mama I'm gonna try behave
All day long
Mama gonna be your slave
All day long
I'm gonna serve you till your dying day
All day long
I'm gonna keep you till you dying day
All day long
I'm gonna kneel down by your side and pray
All day long and pray
All day long and pray
All day long all day long all day long
All day long all day long all day long

All day long all day long all day long
Liar liar they never let you win
Liar liar everything you do is sin
Liar nobody believes you
Liar they bring you down before you begin
Now let me tell you this
Now you know you could be dead before they let you...

[TrustingDog]

33. Superfreaks

[vetwife]

34. Nowhere Man by the Beatles !

Hands down..Sums them up completely !

[NightTrain]

36. The Castaways: "Liar liar, pants on fire/Your nose is longer than...

...a telephone wire!"


Thompson Twins:

Lies, lies, lies, yeah!
They're gonna get you.
Lies, lies, lies, yeah!
They won't forget you.


Edwin Starr:

War!
What is it good for?
Absolutely...nothing!


And this little parody:

Na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na,
Bush/Cheney...goodbye!