Arrrrgghhh! The salelady forgot to remove the Knogo

[Ilsa]

security device from my new swimsuit. I've left several stores over the years with these devices still attached (yes, always after paying for it), and I've never had an alarm go off.

[oneighty]

1. Are you wasting

your one phone call here?

180

[pagerbear]

2. Go back to the store!

Those things are nearly impossible to get off without that little tool.

[Ilsa]

3. I'm waiting for them to open. I had to dig

through my garbage can to get my proof of purchase. You can't remove them without the tool without damaging the garment.

I'm amazed, though, that I haven't set an alarm off by now.