Where to go with "G.W.Bush's All Hat No Cattle Steakhouse"?

[Bossy Monkey]

Let's see... Your money will be refunded to you so long as you can prove that you don't need it. Don't worry about it; your grandchildren will be paying for it. The service is friendly as can be but a little slow since we outsourced all the jobs to India. And of course, there will be rave reviews about the place, but only on Fox News. Anything else?

[sleepyhead]

1. A little E. coli

or BSE never hurt anyone, and besides, the threat is overrated. You surely don't expect us to inspect every single side of beef, do you?

[mopinko]

2. lead and arsenic

in your steak, but below the newly adjusted epa acceptable levels.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Also, if you complain about the food or service,

we've got a "special" section for you!