The Cockeyed Campaigner of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . but we're really, really sorry and we've learned from all our mistakes which is more than I can say for my opponent, and I've even got those other . . . ahem . . . "personal" problems taken care of . . . want to see me walk a solid line? . . . and I'm personally never going to believe anyone named Ahmed again . . . and about Valerie Plame . . . Who did she work for again? . . . Heck, I forget (get it?) . . . and . . ."

(W. tries out his I-Know-We-Really-F*cked-Up-But-We'll-Do-It-Better-Next-Time,-I-Promise Campaign.)

[underpants]

1. Double duty-W tries to prove his sobriety by walking the learning curve

:bounce:

[Richardo]

5. Nice!

Multi-layered caption, U.P. :thumbsup:

[cosmicdot]

2. now, that we've passed out all the questions to our planted staft members

... who'll begin by asking one... OK, we'll start with you over there whom I've never seen before in my whole life ...

[BringEmOn]

3. I got an all white audience who can ask the right questions.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. " see.....i can walk the line and place my index finger on my nose"

[BringEmOn]

6. "I'm always lookin' for ways to harm 'Muricans...unless yer a millionaire

or a fetus."

[regularguy]

7. See, Democrats don't trust you to perform life-saving procedures

on your self or a loved one. They think you need a permission slip from some fancy pants so-called "doctor" or "surgeon". Republicans trust you the tax payer to wield your own scalpel using common sense and old fashioned American can-do know-how.

[cosmicdot]

8. I'm a uniter... I've brought all you white folks together with higher pies

... and Cayman off-shore bank accounts ...