The True Confessions of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"And let me tell you something more. Karl thought coming out here and telling the whole country that I'm sorry for what we've done to our great nation over the last three-and-a-half years was, to quote him, 'the goddamned stupidest piece of trash-thinking' he ever heard of in his life. . . . But I think the American people are bigger than that. That if I really apologize and then say I promise and everything to do better next time, . . . and that I really, really mean it this time. . . or whatever . . . well, I think the American people will give me a second chance . . . And, wow, when Karl hears what a hit this will be and how it will make me a shoe-in for the next four years . . . heck, I'll bet he even lets me write more of my own stuff."

[russian33]

1. 'Oops, I did it again...'

Is there anyone in the audience? Or is he talking to the 5 people in high-chairs?

[BringEmOn]

2. Now, stick to the script with your questions!

[cosmicdot]

3. W: I'm running on the record that our Interstates have never been better

... I think they symbolize everything which we Republicans stand for, and that's why we've put a big W on that sign ... so you can put 2 or 3 together and get 4 or something ... it's a sign of our future ... things to come ... that we're heading in some or different directions, but not together because we're different and stuff ... we're really not sure ... and, as you sit on W's Interstate each day, think about me and where we're going or not going ... I expect you could say that you're either on W's Interstate or you're not ... that makes perfect sense ... and, there's more to W's Interstate than just gridlock, sameness, using oil products, and leaving some people behind ... they get some people there and back ... sooner or later ... so, better use W's Intestate and be glad; and, think of me when you do ... who knows, you might need a boat or a plane to get to work before long ... think of me when you think of that, too ... heck, be glad you have a job ...

... stay the curse ... W's Interstate now more than ever ...

[skip fox]

4. Hell, You got ME wanting to

vote for him!

[cosmicdot]

5. W: did anyone hear a shoe drop?

Reporter Held in Contempt in CIA Leak Case
http://start.earthlink.net/newsarticle?cat=6&aid=D84BUQ3O0_story

[Maestro]

6. No wait!

Bush: The terror level is up because Karl, eh, uh, Condi, uh, er, Dick, I mean that is to say, Ridge, no wait, Rummy, told me that some dude was found in Pakistan with pictures of New Jersey. I will protect my people by defending us from those who want to harm us.

Reporter: Is that why you elected to stay in the National Guard here at home while other people from priviliged lifestyles like yourself were volunteering for combat duty? Oh and we still have found no record to verify where you were for three months during your service time.

Bush: Uh, er, wait, well, Karl tells me we have to leave now. God Bless America and I know he does because he speaks through me. Thank you. <under breath> Boy, Dick is going to Cheney my ass tonight.