What should I name my (fortunately fictitious) monkeys?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: What should I name my (fortunately fictitious) monkeys?

It's a long story why I might have fictitious monkeys, or at least longer than is probably worth relating, but you know me; all you have to do is ask and I'll be happy to relate it anyway. My thesis is that nobody ever reads this part of the poll anyway.:)

Just by the by, Fictitious Monkeys would be a terrific band name.

[banana republican]

1. PRESIDENT & VP

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Spanky and Rod

:spank:

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. See and Do (eom)

[Somawas]

4. Jenna and The Other One

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

5. Name one of them

Zing Zing Zing Bah.
My 22-month-old son watches BoohBah on PBS. He loevs it. On of the critters on the show is named Zing Zing Zing Bah. I think it's a wild name.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. I like the idea, but suspect that even PBS copyrights their material

Could do BaDaBoom and BaDaBing, though.:D

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Kicking the monkeys once

Now starting to get a warm feeling for Crank and Smack.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. C'mon, gimme some hot monkey love! Uh, I mean, vote on my poll :) n/t

[praxiz]

9. Woo and Hoo? (n/t)

[praxiz]

10. Dubya and Flubby

[Exultant Democracy]

11. Spanky and Bob

if both the names are odd you lose the edge, one should be normal and the other funny.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. They're going to be shape-shifting space alien monkeys,

so I think they can be as far out or silly as all get out. See, I was going to do a parody on David Icke where two shape-shifting 12-foot reptile space aliens were making a kind of Fear and Loathing tour of America, but just a little research on Icke indicated that I don't want to give him even that much publicity, as he's on record as an anti-semitic loon and pal of neo-Nazis. Soooooo, I made them monkeys instead, but that bitched up the original names, Bork and Scalia (as in scaly; subtle, ain't I?). I'm sort of leaning towards Buster and Bingo, as sort of a nod to the silly idea that a planet of monkeys would use the kind of names that people give to pet monkeys. But I like your suggestion, too.

And now I went and explained it all even though nobody asked. Who wasn't expecting that?:)

[SoCalDem]

12. Punky & Chunky

:)

[Bossy Monkey]

14. One more try for Buster & Bingo n/t