Brits Prefer A Hot Cup Of Tea Over Hot Sex

[matcom]

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THE first thing that goes through the average Briton's mind on waking up is not making steaming hot love, but a steaming hot cup of tea.

According to a poll by the UKTV Food channel, many Brits can get up for a cuppa, but not for sex.

An overwhelming 52 percent of women cannot wait to brew up, while just one in every hundred would rather stay in the bedroom and cuddle up.

And when British men are roused from their sleep, just five percent want to get aroused, but 42 percent want to get the kettle on.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10399491%255E13762,00.html

[Guy_Montag]

1. I don't!!!

Is there something wrong with me?:shrug: Mind you I don't have much choice. Tea anyone?

[NuttyFluffers]

2. so the brits *do* make damn good tea.

i gotta try some of this stuff... i never thought tea could be so vastly different.

[daveskilt]

3. thats the english for you - now the scots, welsh and irish

would prefer whiskey, sheep or shagging to tea any day

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. preferably all three at once

:)

[daveskilt]

7. why do scotsmen wear kilts?

because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. I guess I'm no brit - the Future Mrs CStheT has turned fighting me of her

in the morning into an Olympic caliber event!

[onebigbadwulf]

6. There's no such thing as sex after marriage

If they replaced the question

"would you rather have sex in the morning or drink tea?"

... with...

"would you rather have sex in the morning with a really hot person that wasn't your significant other or drink tea?"

then I'm sure the answers would be much much different.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. What about a hot cup of sex?

:shrug:

[JVS]

9. Maybe they just want the tea first.

When I wake up I usually need to pee like a racehorse. If I don't take care of that first then nothing will go right.