"Fortunately, I keep mah feathas numbered, for just such an emergency"

[Beware the Beast Man]

Post your favorite Foghorn Leghorn-isms here!

[phantom power]

1. That boy's about as sharp as a bowling-ball!

[GOPisEvil]

2. That gal reminds of the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas: no curves!

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. "She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride:

A little light in the belfry."

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

[mac56]

5. "There's something kind of eee-yeew..."

"...about a boy that don't like baseball!"

[GOPisEvil]

6. There's something kind of 'eee-yew' about a boy who doesn't like baseball.

[mac56]

8. Sorry, I was about a minute ahead of you!

lol

[GOPisEvil]

11. Yep - I love that quote!

My friends and I use it all the time about any subject.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Boy's like a dead horse -- got no get-up-and-go

[mac56]

9. "I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em!"

nm

[underpants]

10. Boy don't even know how to tie a punkin'

..hold it I never tied a punkin' before -!THUMP!

[Aristus]

12. Now, no need tah be unfrenleh, Dawg. Ah come tah make peace!

Ah come tah berrah the hatchet. Not in yo poanted hayd, boah!

(This boah's so dumb he doan know whethah he comin' o' goin')

[Surf Cowboy]

13. Ah say, widah, I don't need youah love to keep me wahrm...

I've got my BANDAGES to keep me wahrm.

[Richardo]

14. "Yump dadda dump dada dee dum dump....doo dah...doo dah"

:)