The Quantum Sleeper ...

[Pale_Rider]

Why bother with plastic sheeting, duct tape and panic rooms?

The Safest Rest You've Ever Had

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

http://www.qsleeper.com/

And if things go terribly wrong, what worry, you're already boxed up for easy disposal!

[onebigbadwulf]

1. sounds like a coffin

for peace of mind!