White House releases list of banned items

[RobertSeattle]

The following are now prohibited on White House grounds or anywhere around the President, including his mouth:

1. Unscripted questions
2. Unscripted answers
3. The complete Bush National Guard Records


Feel free to add you own...

[jjmalonejr]

1. F911

[terrya]

3. Good one. I was going to say that Michael Moore shouldn't wait..

for the invitation to a White House State Dinner, that's for sure. At least this current White House. :-)

[underpants]

2. Don't forget --an open mic

a**hole

:bounce:

[billybob537]

4. Anything with the words:

Truth, truthfulness, and any other words of 3 or more syllables.

[calico1]

5. Pro Kerry shirts, buttons

hats, etc.

[Robroy]

6. No bicycles, sedegways or pretzels.

n/t