A moment of pure terror....

[Dookus]

is when you flush, and the bowl starts filling... and keeps filling... and keeps filling.

[Rick Myers]

1. We've gotta find you a job!!!

:hi::evilgrin:

[ParanoidPat]

5. Or call him a plumber!

Keep yer powder dry! :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

6. the good news is that the toilet

detected my consternation and eventually resolved the problem.

[sundog]

2. rotfl

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[VolcanoJen]

3. That's why God invented plungers, and a speedy reactionary impulse.

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[Dookus]

4. Is God so powerful

he can make a toilet so clogged it can't be plunged?

I love theology...

[VolcanoJen]

11. Yes. But only the Pontiff has such a toilet.

Sorry, baby. :-(

[Dookus]

18. ahh...

my old arch-nemesis, the Pope. First he stole my pointy hat and now my Toilet of God.

He is SOOO gonna get neck-punched.

[Shakespeare]

7. Surprisingly, I've found that screaming at the toilet doesn't help.

Doesn't keep me from trying the approach over and over again, though. :7

[Dookus]

8. Ya gotta be really

shrill and scream "NOOOOO!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. It's even worse when that happens and...

...you're flushing before using the potty yourself; because not only did the last 3 occupants neglected to flush, but kitty turds are floating around the top of the bowl.

...and you really have to go. :hurts:

[Dookus]

10. teach your cats to flush

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. That'd require teamwork...

They aren't into that.

[MrScorpio]

12. Just say, "Shit Happens"

and glab a plunger before you flush again

That should do it

[blondeatlast]

14. So true, so true.

:scared:

[KG]

15. what the hell have you been eating?

[camero]

16. Nah, pure terror is when....

you're using one of those hi-tech Japanese toilets that sprays you and "cleans your undercarriage". Never used one. Heard of em though.

[TrogL]

17. You get to be real fast with a plunger

It has other uses as well.