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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:35 PM
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I'm a Lawyer/baker/Computer Tech/Scientist....Ask me anything!!
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:36 PM
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1. Quick how does one....
strap a double block using a short splice and thimble ?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:47 PM
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3. Very, very carefully.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:52 PM
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7. arrrr matey.
ye be correct.
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alexwcovington Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:40 PM
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2. meh.
Edited on Tue Aug-10-04 06:41 PM by alexwcovington
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:47 PM
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4. Seconded.
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chemp Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:50 PM
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5. if you try too make roux...
with muffin mix what would happen?


I'm a Chef, and a Johnny Wales graduate did this to me and I almost killed him!!!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:58 PM
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9. I could tell you, but I would have to kill you. n/t
;-)
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chemp Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:51 PM
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6. my mac has a bomb on the screen,
is that good?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:00 PM
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11. Yes, that is good
You mac is simply demonstrating how very, very powerful it is.
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olddem43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:57 PM
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8. What is the square root of infinity?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 06:59 PM
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10. That would be infinity
since infinity x infinity = infinity. Or so I recall from the playground.
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olddem43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 09:30 PM
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21. That makes it just like 1.
since 1 x 1 = 1
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 09:39 PM
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23. Here's one that will blow your mind....
Some infinities are larger than other infinities.

All numbers >4 = Infinity

All numbers >10= Infinity also

BUT... wouldn't the former be a larger infinity because it contains the numbers 5-9, when the latter doesn't? Hmm?

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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 01:29 PM
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37. Can't... think... about it.....
Edited on Wed Aug-11-04 01:38 PM by shylock1579
Although if I had to, it would go something like this:

Lets use the universe as an example of infinity, since it is, technically, infinite. Even when we get past the point to where matter has expanded, the universe continues (albeit there is nothing, not even gas, beyond that point). If I stood on the ground on earth, and pointed a line straight into the air, that line theoretically continues to infinity. If you stand on top of the office building next to me, and point a parallel line into the air, would your line be shorter than mine? I would say no, since neither line has an end, ever...

(breathing)

Also, both of our examples are erroneous, since we are only looking in one direction. If you take the number 4, we are assuming that infinity only continues upwards, wheras we forget that it also continues BACKWARDS, to negative 20, negative a billion, infinitely. If that is the case, the numbers 4 and 10 are simply two points on one infinite line. It could be argued that the infinity above 10 is shorter than the infinity beyond 4... howerver, the infinity BEHIND 10 is LONGER than the infinity behind 4. So they would be equal infinite.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:05 PM
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12. Billy-Boy told me he could dig a hole to China
How can I get some money out of this fool?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:06 PM
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14. Bet him that he can't.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:06 PM
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13. Where in the hell did you get that topic from??
LOL!!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:06 PM
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15. Hehe!
Edited on Tue Aug-10-04 07:07 PM by shylock1579
But it's time for me to go home, and do exactly what you were talking about. Have a great night!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:07 PM
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16. Are you MacGuyver?
:D

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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:08 PM
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17. I am his evil twin.
I use electric tape instead of duct tape.
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Selwynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:10 PM
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18. Hahah oh look! A rubber and a blade of grass - time to get my MIRV on!
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dumpster_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:16 PM
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19. Give me a fast answer!
Edited on Tue Aug-10-04 07:17 PM by dumpster_baby
As cars drive passed me with their radio on, songs that play on
all stations talk back to me through time by hearing my thoughts.
Its everything thats on Video, cable on the radio and all the
songs played.

Besides that many of the people who live locally hear my
thoughts and thousands of people hear my thoughts nationally. When I make a phone call they repeat the last thing I said, no matter who I call or where.
Why do these psycopaths have to do this sort of thing?

Give me a fast answer.



TELL ME:
Kemo therapy, is that a form of radiation? What frequency?

What are the symptioms that a patient must have?

From what we are all viewing on Cable, Cancer is when the three
stooges talks back through the TV as a form of AIDS and like with my
mother said, "How long have you had a weak back?" "Oh... a week
back".

That segment changes ever time it is played. My mother was
described in an old movie, with all the charactors wearing her style
of cloths that she was designing and said, "We just got through killing
your mother."

I called the National Cancer Foundation, and they seemed to
understand this type of "dilusion". My mother was telling me how she
was going to be on TV, when a doctor came and she mysteriously died.


Cancer is when a person finds out about this techneque.
I believe that before that it was refered to as Polo.

To protect the secret of time communications and hearing other
peoples thoughts telepathicly, doctors murder people.

The cure would be to transmit at a 15-12 thousand cycle
frequency to block this thought robbery.


Its soooooo.... hard for doctors to follow the innuendo of
politics that they just want to ignore it all.

FACT: Mass parinoia is caused just by electricians discussing
the POWER FACTOR in public. That is mearly the addition of a capacitor on inductive loads to make them pass the power through them more efficiently.
Problem is: That circuit is a TANK circuit and how
broadcasting is done! It would also cause a broadcasting on that particular frequency, being 3600 rpm.... which is not something that the FCC protects as a communication link.
Broadcasting electricity is powerful and can be seen in TV and
heard on radio, and its only micro-watts transmitting it.

People everywhere are HEARING other peoples thoughts
telepathicly at frequencies of 15,000 Hz - 25,000 Hz. It causes a
pannic to try to stop them.

What you see on TV is a dilusion. The immages are changing
every time they are played by HEARING thoughts from OUR time period.... if we choose to stop them... a 15,000 Hz micro circuit would be all that is needed. Its actually advertised as an 8th grade circuit...
oscillator with just three windings around a pencil and a 8 pico farad
capacitor...
it is powerful enough with a 9 volt battery to solve all those cancers
and AIDS and just about every other disease that broadcasting is
surely causig.

B O B D O L E is in the past. He is in the same time period
as Ronald Reagan who was "supposidly" in his seventies in 1981.
Reagan was Governing us from OLD movies and bits and pieces from the past as he heard thoughts from the future using military intelligence.
Ever Since WATERGATE and 1972.... The were CAUGHT talking back
through the TV video recordings -through time-. They are just too
dangerous.

The same day that I called the U.S. Marshalls office, internal
security... was the same day that the Federal Building exploded in
Oaklahoma.... almost to the second as I hung up the phone!

THATS how much they don't want anyone to know their blood
secret.

They are TOO dangerous, and that is why it is not being announced
formally! Every time someone does... they send a V-2 rocket against
someone innocent.

There is a first degree crime going on. What is known as
a phaser radio beam is being directed on to un-suspecting people
that causes quadratic harmonics and quadratic power to return
from the element to the source.

People everywhere HEAR his thoughts as he thinks. They
hear his thoughts and mind read. They could be termed as
havingESP.
They seem to babble his thoughts as he thinks and if
given a Public Address system, they can be witnessed following him
aroundat distances repeating his thoughts.
The longer it goes on, the more confused the thought
robbers get, as they seem to loose their memory and depend on their host more and more.

The FCC likes this sort of thing.
Their is a production that everyone else watches on TV and Radio
as these thought robbers show and tell us what prostitutes they
are and how dangerous they become. For that reason only, IT IS NOT
HAPPENING as they continue to babble and get picked up and taken
away and never return.

HEARING thought back in time is possible and is explained
in text books. There are terms time and period and are
mechanically explained as the fourth dimention. Electronics does not use that term, but fourier, which is 2 X 3.1416. Actually the wave does not spin as much in thin air as in copper.
angular velocity (wavelength) = Distance (radians or degrees)
-----------------------------
Time (seconds)


If you want to cure this disease which causes dilusions. You
need to prevent the radio beam from being directed. Immaginary
complex numbers are used.

How is it done?
Give me a fast answer!


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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:04 AM
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25. Uh, what you said!
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rednek_Liberal Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 07:19 PM
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20. Why wont my 802.11b access point get a signel
from my 802.11g router without using a cable?
Kind of defeats the purpose huh.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:07 AM
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28. Because its having a bad day.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 09:31 PM
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22. Would it be legal to make a doughnut into a computer using alien microbes?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:06 AM
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27. If you did it, I'd eat it.
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JPJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 09:42 PM
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24. In what universe can you be both a scientist and a lawyer?
Sorry, the two are incompatible.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:05 AM
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26. You've never been to my universe.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:09 AM
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29. so how's the pay as a Lawyer/baker/Computer Tech/Scientist?
I would figure it would be pretty good, since you'd be getting 4 paychecks.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:41 AM
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31. You'd think so, what with our "strong economy."
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:31 AM
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30. What kind of pans do you bake with?
I have some cheap crap and would like to buy some decent cake pans and cookie sheets. Any suggestions?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:42 AM
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32. I use my laser vision.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 12:54 PM
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33. Cool!
I bet that comes in handy for getting rid of pesky motorists too.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 01:12 PM
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36. Nah, I just fly over 'em.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 01:43 PM
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38. D'oh! Of course!
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 12:58 PM
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34. Why couldn't
the Professor on Gilligan's island fix the boat if he could make a radio from a coconut shell?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 01:11 PM
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35. Drank too much coconut moonshine.
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