Oh forget it...let's do GD popcorn and haiku's

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

You are so concerned
with my uterus
maybe you should bleed for me

[nickgutierrez]

1. Controversial statement.

And don't expect me to stick around and defend it, either.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Wow I completely edited the opening post and your response

still works. Isn't that cool? Sorry I changed it on ya. :wow:

[nickgutierrez]

3. Well, since you edited the original post...

...I'll stick around. :)

At least now I know that I can't possibly be held accountable for my controversial statement, as it could possibly be interpreted as a joke. In fact, I'll dismiss out of hand those who don't see it as a joke. Preferably through name-calling or similarly insulting devices.

[Susang]

22. I don't want to pay

Will you have an abortion
So I don't have to?

[Guy Fawkes]

4. GD haiku?

how about:
because I post in general discussion
I did not know that haiku is 5/7/5
so I'm not going to follow the rules

(just kidding, GD lovers)

[Zomby Woof]

5. Uterus Boogie!

A whomp-bop-a-loo-bop
A bop-bam-POO!
Tutti-Frutti, Oh Uti!
Tutti-Frutti, Oh Uti!

I got a fetus
His name is Cletus!
But I say he is a baby!
I got a fetus
His name is Cletus
I must be a real loose lady!

John Ashcroft knocked me up
For good!
A whomp-bop-a-loo-bop
A whomp-bam OOPS!


--ZeeDub

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. ROFLMAOPIMP!

[antigone382]

7. I second that

[Bat Boy]

9. Gourmet Popcorn!

There is no melted butter worthy...

[Bat Boy]

8. My penis told me

That you are a bitch because

Your egg ate my sperm.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. my vagina said

he comes from poor breeding so
murder his baby

[Bat Boy]

12. I am a man so

I have no rights in this case.

Pity me. I do.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. I do pity you

I wish you could conceive too!
Periods are fun. :D

[Bat Boy]

14. Periods are cake

Basketball has four of them

So what's all the fuss?

[Zomby Woof]

15. and your post had none

So use some of these: ...............................

[Bat Boy]

17. I'm saving them up

Just in case the terrorists

Kill my editor.

[Zomby Woof]

18. Then they have won!

By the way, I sunk your Battleship 3 turns ago, so pay up, fartface.

[Bat Boy]

19. Fine.

I trust you accept Badger Express?

[Zomby Woof]

20. he thinks his mask disguises him

But I can spot a freeper badger from MILES away.

[Bat Boy]

21. Oh, now you've done it...

Now there's going to be hell to pay.

[Don_G]

11. Bwwwwhaaaaaa

That is amazing
I think that her water broke
or tampon blew up!


:boring:

[bo44]

16. I would rather dance

the watusi buck naked

for the derision