Screw it, Until Kerry is elected...This Opihi is going on a Hunger Strike

[opihimoimoi]

No Manapuas

No Ramen

No Sashimi/sushi

No kalua pig

No Tony Romas Ribs

No smoked Salmon

No Fried rice, Spanish Rice, Iranian Rice

No Steaks

No chops either

No Big Macs/Whoppers/Hoppers/Jumbo Jacks

No Pizzas from Boston North End

No Frog Fries

No Tofu

No fruits

No Nuts

and no Chips......

I will exist on bread and water....Frog Bread with butter...

ARRRGH, can't stand the C brained Bush...and a pox on Rush who helped him get to the WH.

Come join the FAST

[JohnKleeb]

1. Opi listen to yourself

What is frog bread anyhow? Good luck though.

[opihimoimoi]

3. From Le Harve Harbor, the best in the WORLD, I will enjoy at least that

[JohnKleeb]

10. yeah you live in hawaii, heh you lucky

Have fun.

[opihimoimoi]

12. Hey, come on down, we go fishing, hunting, crabbing, and clamming...

[physioex]

2. Now I dare you add celibacy to that list....

:smoke:

[opihimoimoi]

5. OK OK ...........No Muff sandwiches

And I do have a t shirt from a muffler shop

NO MUFF TO TUFF.

LOL

[sui generis]

4. food good for brain

bad for waistline

everything in moderation.

[opihimoimoi]

6. My waistline is outta whack and I need a reason to deflate

I wish I had a tire chuck on my belly...like those women with pneumatic breasts with chucks for nipples....

I could deflate when desired....

But alas.... I don't....

Poor me, gatta go starve.....

[xray s]

7. But man...think of the luau you're gonna have after the election!

We party then!!

[opihimoimoi]

8. Only if Kerry is victorious shall we have a LUAU of the CENTURY

I will host for all who can come here......

Come, we work for Hula Dancers, good food, music, singing, dancing, smiling, loving, and celebrations for 1 whole week till we drop.

[xray s]

9. of course he will win!

I think Kerry knows what he has to do. I get frustrated because I want Bush crushed NOW. I want Kerry to whip his ass NOW.

But Kerry knows how to play the game to win on election day.

Look out little piggys! The BBQ spit awaits! Luau at Ophi's this November!

[opihimoimoi]

11. Let us prepare the fire pits now, gather wood, stones, and pigs

I am sure if I call upon Oasis and Kama-Aina they will assist.

[KamaAina]

14. I actually know someone whose family raises pigs

for Filipino-style lechon.

Might be too late to get one for Election Day; how about for President Kerry's Inauguration?

The wood and stones are probably lurking in the muck in the stream next to my building, underneath all the fast-food cups and crap that washed down there after the storm last week. :-)

[opihimoimoi]

16. We going use only clean imu stones and keawe wood from Wainae

Huli huli pig on a spit cooked over coals for 5 hours oughta go man,,, Onolicious to da max....

[KamaAina]

13. Hmmm.... I don't see kim chee tako poke on the list...

unless it's covered under sashimi/sushi...

For those of you playing along at home, that is extremely spicy octopus, which caused my mainland-raised self to have to take a santorum about every hour on the hour, the night after our first DU mini-lu'au.

So, will you dare to live on nothing but that for nearly two months??!!

[opihimoimoi]

15. Nope, I will deny myself even that onolicious dish. No Octopusies for me

Until the Shrub is wilted....