Agnew used to hit people with golf balls, Ford used to fall while

[opihimoimoi]

chewing gum, But Bush? He is the most marked up President in our 220 year history.

Black eyes, abrasions, avulsions in his hands, chin deflated due to impact with the ground while attempting to ride a BIKE, etc, etc

What is it with the dude???

[jeff30997]

1. Brain damage.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Motor reflexes impaired due to trauma/drugs/AIS??

[amazona]

2. drunks fall down

Those 3 little words explain it all to me.

[opihimoimoi]

4. I have to agree that is a def possibility

[LisaM]

5. I used to have a Spiro Agnew wastebasket when I was a kid

It was red, white, and blue (metal) and had a cartoon of Agnew swinging a golf club and hitting a woman in the head, and him saying "but I did yell Fore!"

At the time I didn't understand what "fore!" meant, so I learned something about golf.

Sadly, it seems to have vanished, though we all lament it now. I've never seen another one. It came from Spencer Gifts.

[jeff30997]

12. Maybe today it's considered a collectible and...

It's worth a fortune!:evilgrin: (I'm so evil sometimes)

[opihimoimoi]

16. Here is another from golfs earliest days...the name: G O L F

Gentlemen

Only

Ladies

Forbidden

Das is whot I wuz told...can you imagine if this was put up today
at Pebble Beach or Waialae??? Uku grumbles....

[JohnKleeb]

6. Agnew did that?

so he was a nut as well as a racist.

[LisaM]

7. He hit her with the ball...

not the club. Just to be clear. If you'd had the wastebasket, you would know.

[JohnKleeb]

9. well ya see in the 70's

I wasnt even a sperm cell.

[foo_bar]

8. bovine spongiform encephalitis

my contribution to the conspiracy pool.

Symptoms include:

Difficulties with balance, coordination, and walking
Difficulty in speaking
Rapid mental deterioration, including memory loss, confusion and altered behavior (dementia)

http://www.hpb.gov.sg/hpb/default.asp?pg_id=865&aid=81

[jeff30997]

13. Too much of those juicy Texas steaks, i suppose.

[opihimoimoi]

15. Bush got Mad Cow??? The symptoms are clearly in favor of this assertion?

OMG, The Mad Cow Prez!

Well, quarantine the dude, dat is serious shit...

[yellowcanine]

10. Actually Ford swings a mean golf club as well - And Poppy Bush -

they are both dangerous to be around when holding a golf club.

[Droopy]

11. He's just clumsy

Nobody really knows whether he's drinking or not. We know he has in the past, but my dad was an alcoholic for longer than Bush and he's fine now that he stopped drinking so I don't think that alcohol abuse has seriously damaged Bush's brain. Bush was just born that way. Not too bright and a klutz.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Def not the sharpest knife in the pouch and clumsy as hell.

No wonder he stays away from the horsey critters, the fall from a Mans Steed is far more than from a Segway/bicycle. He would fetch more than black eyes I would guess.