I've Got Big Balls!!

[matcom]

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Yes, but they are only attended to by the inbred nobility.

[matcom]

2. can't hear you. is your mouth full?

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Yeah. Your wife has a big dick.

[matcom]

4. well she DOES wear the pants around here!

guess she needs them :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. No, it's 'cause you're wearing all her clothes.

And you can't go out in public with a dick like that flopping around. She'd get arrested!

[matcom]

6. but i've got GREAT legs!

x(

bastard

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. And a glistening vagina!

[matcom]

8. cause you make me all wet big boy

now, come give Matcom some sausage

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Let's see how fast this thing gets locked.

I can barely see thinking about your glorious velvet-lined penis purse.

[matcom]

10. i love you Al but you will lose in this Cock-Fight

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I will spur you good!

[matcom]

12. more empty promises

*sigh*

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Oh, it won't be empty for long.

I'll fill it up. Or your wife will. Either way, your "promise" will by full of cock by nightfall.

[matcom]

15. Promise my "Promise" you'll be gentile?

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Yes, I am a Gentile.

What of it?

[matcom]

20. jesus freak

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. At least I'm cut.

[matcom]

22. "Ripped Like Jesus" or...

foreskin hotdog?

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. You win. I give up. You fucking win.

There is no comeback to this one.

[matcom]

27. HA!

love ya man

[Swamp Rat]

14. Great song!

:thumbsup:

[Mara Steele]

16. You know what? You guys are totally, friggin'

NUTS!!! :D

[matcom]

18. that would be.....

BIG NUTS!!!!! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. What about my nuts?

:shrug:

[matcom]

24. i think this sums it up

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I am hung like a squirrel!

:bounce:

[terrya]

23. Damn...I need to take a cold shower after reading this thread!

I'm at work...and this thread is, um, "interesting" :-)

[Swamp Rat]

28. I love crawfish and crabs too!

:9