This is the official Bill O'Reilly thread. (Ask Bill a question)

[Gothic Sponge]

I will use my fake telekinetic powers to make Bill answer.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. So, Bill, why don't they call you Dick?

because you are one! :evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

3. SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP! Cut his mic!

[CandyCrim21]

21. LMAO

"GET HIM OUT OF MY STUDIO BEFORE I F*CK*ING TEAR HIM APART!":puke:

[Skip Intro]

2. bill, how often do you polish your peabody

:evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

6. It was a Polk Award! Are you gonna start mouthing off like

Stewart Smalley?

[JohnnyRingo]

10. LOF'nL

I WISH someone could slip this one past the screeners on a live call-in. (Franken?)

[Gothic Sponge]

24. Don't bother! That liberal network will be off the air soon!

Nobody wants to hear that crap!

[DemWitch]

4. Bill

You bloviate so well, and occasionally you do make a good point, but why in hell do you find it necessary to always, unequivocably, frustratingly right all the goddamn time? Can't you ever once admit you might be, could be, possibly be wrong?

[Gothic Sponge]

9. Sure i've been wrong, but on this issue i'm RIGHT!

[RobertSeattle]

5. Bill, question about "Shut Up"

What's more important, stressing the "Shut" part or the "Up" part?

Follow up: Do you practice your "Shut Ups" in the mirror or do you have trainer?

[Gothic Sponge]

11. Look pal! Don't be a wise ass! Cut his mic!

[Guy Fawkes]

7. I read your book "The O'Reilly Factor"...

In fact, I have it right here. Anyway, why are you such a sexist pig? Do you only think with your libido?

[Gothic Sponge]

13. Who the hell are you to call me a sexist pig? I'm all in favor of women!

[Guy Fawkes]

17. Yes, a bit too much though...

Have you read the O'Reilly Factor? I mean, didn't you read what your ghost-writer made for you?

[Gothic Sponge]

20. Hey pal! I don't need ghost-writers! Okay, so SHUT UP!

Until you show me a book you've written, i don't wanna hear from ya!

[Downtown Hound]

8. Hey Bill

Just how big is the stick up your ass anyway?

[Gothic Sponge]

15. SHUT UP! Why don't you go ask your friends in Al Qaeda?

[CanuckAmok]

12. Bill, should I fake my orgasms?

[Gothic Sponge]

16. No! Read my book!

[DemWitch]

14. About boycots...

You have said several times that boycots were un-American, but you don't seem to mind getting your O'Lielly, errr, uhmmm, sorry, O'Reilly-ites to not buy products by Pepsi, not buy Hip-Hop music, not watch VH-1 or buy products from their advertisers, or buy anything from Canada or France. Can you explain this flip flop?

[Gothic Sponge]

18. It's no flip flop girly! I support good wholesome American products!

Not the trash you liberals buy!

[DemWitch]

19. Pepsi, VH-1, Ludacris... these are not American?

Don't try to spin here Bill in the no spin zone. You're off subject. Answer the question.

[Gothic Sponge]

22. Did you not hear me?! I said WHOLESOME American products!

You don't know what you're talking about! So SHUT UP!

[DemWitch]

25. OK... that's it...

<ripping off entirely too flawless costume to reveal I am really>

AL FRANKEN... now answer the question you flip flopping bag methane.

[Gothic Sponge]

26. Okay, my turn!

<ripping off entirely too flawless costume to reveal I am really>


Gothic Sponge! ;)

I feel so dirty! I need a shower!

[Bogus W Potus]

23. You didn't really win a Peabody

You won a Peanut, didn't you? Fess up.

[nickgutierrez]

28. That's peanuts!!

Plural!!!

[Zo Zig]

27. Bill,

do you have to fasten your seat belt when you take a dump as to avoid the "No Spin Zone"?

[samplegirl]

29. No Bloviating Bill

O'Rilley..........the voice of a Blowhard

[Gothic Sponge]

30. Sorry folks, but i lost my fake telekinetic powers!

The evil of O'Reilly was too much to take! :)

[Jack Rabbit]

31. Mr. O'Reilly, will you please just shut up?

That's a question, isn't it?

[name not needed]

34. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

[LynneSin]

32. Bill, could you find love with a nice liberal gal like me???

:loveya:

[name not needed]

35. NO! YOU LIBERAL WHORES ARE ALL THE SAME!

NOW SHUT UP! THIS IS THE NO SPIN ZONE AND YOU ARE INFERIOR!

[SiouxJ]

33. When are you going to lose it?

I'm thinking we should have a DU pool and wager on it. I was thinking about this the other day and yesterday Franken said the same thing. You're gonna blow soon. Your lies are getting out of control. You can't keep up with them. You're getting angrier and angrier. We can all see it coming. It's just a matter of time. I've got $10 that says it will be shortly after the Repuke convention.

[name not needed]

36. Ashley signaled her desire by removing her...

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Ludacris is a bad example on the children of this nation, yet my book is pure genius.

[SiouxJ]

38. Yeah, throwing spoiled brat-like tantrums on TV

and writing (and reading out loud!) really bad porn are better examples for our children. :-)

[name not needed]

40. Cut his mike!

Buy my book.

[LiberalSam]

37. What kind of underwear do you wrap yourself in?

Conservative tighty-whities or Liberal boxer shorts?

[name not needed]

39. If this was the old west I'd have shot you by now

Cut his mike!