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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 03:54 AM
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I've figured out what I want to see done to media whores after * is gone
I've heard of this old execution technique they used to do in England. They would the offender, apply red hot clamps to their tounges, twist and pull. When they did this they would rip their toungue muscles out of their body and they would choke to death on their blood after three seconds. In my opinion the first amendment doesn't apply to them because it is the same as yelling "FIRE" in a crowded movie theatre. If anyone knows the name to this execution technique please post its official title. I wonder if I should up my Paxil dosage:shrug::evilgrin:
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 04:16 AM
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1.  OW!
Bitter? :evilgrin:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 04:32 AM
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2. Sasquatch, tell us how you really feel...
n/t
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German-Lefty Donating Member (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 05:41 AM
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3. Sorry, man but um I can't condone that
Cruel and unusual punishment. Sue em for libel maybe. Break up big media as a punishment. When their bosses realize they lost billions of dollars and power, they'll do the tongue pulling for you.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 03:52 PM
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5. Well you do have a point there
The old Shawnee Indians lived by the philosiphy "There are many things worse than death":evilgrin:
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 07:40 AM
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4. My solution is simple. You can't call yourself a "news" outlet unless
you deliver "news." If you offer the news spinkled with giggles, smirks, snide remarks you cannot call yourself a "news" outlet. It would fall under truth in advertisting.
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