Bob wrote about Fox News before there was a Fox News

[MichaelHarris]

You gotta lotta nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down you just stood there grinnin'
You gotta lotta nerve to say you got a helping hand to lend
You just wanna be on the side that's winnin'

Do you take me for such a fool
To think I'd make contact
With the one who tries to hide
What he don't know to begin with

You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it

Bob

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Good one!

Forgive me for for my old man memory, but what's the name of that song again?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Positively 4th Street.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. D'OH!

I knew I'd feel silly once I heard the name again...

[MichaelHarris]

3. my favorite Bob lyric is

"The pump don't work cuz the vandel took the handle"

[Vogon_Glory]

5. So Did Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa also wrote a song about corporate television that I think is even more apropos today. I believe that the chorus went:

"I am the slime from your video / Oozing along on your living room floor..."

[MichaelHarris]

6. fav Frank lyric

"I ate a hotdog it tasted real good, then I watched a movie from Hollywood"

[Village Idiot]

7. "Didn't have no dope or LSD...

But a couple of quarts of beer /
Would fix it so the intonation /
Would not offend your ears."

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