Ford Introduces New "Erection" Sport Utility Vehicle

[Canuckistanian]

Ford Introduces New "Erection" Sport Utility Vehicle

DETROIT, MI (DPI) - In response to the success of its Excursion, Expedition and Explorer SUV models, Ford executives today announced that the company's new 2002 line will introduce a larger model, the Ford Erection. The company hopes to take advantage of consumer demand for larger, more powerful vehicles among the coveted target market of Men Ages 25-49 With Exceptionally Small Penises. "We felt that adding more inches to this exciting new model will provide the customer with a stronger, tougher, thicker, longer-lasting driving experience than ever before," said Ford spokesperson Jacques Nasser. "The hot, supple leather seats, the steely firmness of the hood and fenders, and the surging manhood of the 18-cylinder 16.0 liter engine are designed to wrap the customer in satiny luxury while hauling his load to whatever destination he chooses."

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)

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http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/110501/index.shtml

[JohnKleeb]

1. haha

fucking great

[Spinzonner]

2. Probably especially useful for large tunnels

but I doubt this thread will survive long ...

[redqueen]

3. lol

"The company hopes to take advantage of consumer demand for larger, more powerful vehicles among the coveted target market of Men Ages 25-49 With Exceptionally Small Penises."

I love that that's capitalized... I'll never think of "ESP" the same way again. :)

[rocktivity]

4. Reminds me of Chevy's attempt to sell their Nova cars in Puerto Rico

"No va" is Spanish for "It doesn't go"!

:headbang:
rocknation

[redqueen]

5. That's a myth

http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp

[rocktivity]

6. Yeah, like Chevy would admit it if it weren't!

;)
rocknation

[frylock]

7. reminds me of the ford phallus..

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/fordphallus/