End of the earth and you must repopulate the earth with one these folks:

[LynneSin]

Poll question: End of the earth and you must repopulate the earth with one these folks:

The earth has been totally wiped out except you and these 6 people. Who do you use to repopulate all of humanity once again!! (I have a variety of sexes in here so guys & gals could answer)

BTW - in your world - only you can do the repopulating. The male shrills cannot repopulate with the female shrills

[SarahB]

1. I'd take Tucker Carlson.

I'd just keep him gagged most of the time. :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I don't particularly care for humanity.

No great loss. :shrug:

[ET Awful]

5. Agreed. . . . humans were an overrated species anyway :) n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. agreed - I prefer people from saturn

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Let us mate with Sun Ra's corpse!

:bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Huzzah!

T'would produce a delightful race of creatures, methinks!

[Bridget Burke]

21. There's no corpse....

He's just taken his act out of the Solar System. Not a bad Ambassador for the human race.

[Jo March]

3. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, aren't you?

Yuck. Limbaugh, Hannity or O'Reilly?

I guess that I'd have to start drinking in order to make it through.

[LynneSin]

8. I could almost pick Hannity because he sorta looks like Chris Noth

(Mr. Big from 'Sex and the City' and a progressive).

Almost....

bleech!

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

12. I agree.

I could do Hannity if we made a deal that he's never, ever, ever, ever speak. Never. :evilgrin:


I heard an extended radio interview with him a few years ago. He talked at length about how much he adored his wife and said that they were both virgins when they got married. I know he's a RW shrill, but he seemed sincere in his adoration of his wife and the whole romantic-true-love-thing. :shrug: As long as he never talked, that might make him redeemable -- IF it was the only way to keep the species from dying out. :evilfrown:

[LynneSin]

24. Hannity was a virgin when he married his wife and ever-so-faithful

Why am I not buying that for one gosh darn minute??

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

25. He came across as sincere in the interview, but we all know that RWers are

exceptionally good liars.

Who knows for sure? :shrug:

[Jo March]

19. That's true

So, if I just was drunk enough and squinted, then I'd have to go with Hannity. I'd gag him, though. I couldn't stand to hear his voice or his opinions.

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Ugh.

Laura Ingraham, I guess. Best of a bad lot. I'd need a ball gag, handcuffs and a riding crop, though.

[amber dog democrat]

7. I picked Ann Coulter for the same reason

who knows, maybe she could change. But you know, maybe humanity is over rated.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. I'll take Manntis

Our children will have pinchers.

[tandot]

9. One DUer would do it with Bill O'Reilly??? WTF???

:puke:

Sorry, but I wouldn't sacrifice myself to pass those morons' Freeper DNA on to the next generation. A world populated with freepers is not worth saving.

[LynneSin]

10. On the bright side - no one picked OxyRush or Lucianne

:crazy:

[tandot]

13. I think this is just one more proof that Freepers have infiltrated DU

:mad:

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. is this a sex thread?

[Mara Steele]

16. Box turtles of course

Duh! :D

[jukes]

18. VASECTOMY!

hence, no vote.

[amazona]

20. given the choices

It is time to step aside and allow other species their chance to repopulate the planet.

[terrya]

22. If these are the choices, I'd suggest that humanity has run its course.

Let nature take over.

[LynneSin]

23. box turtles could be a new swing on society

I mean, our new society of Human Box Turtles won't need to spend money on armies since we all have our own shells that we could hide in when the going gets tough.

Think about it!!

[baldguy]

26. How 'bout the Fox News babes?

bubble-headed bleached blondes all

Of course, I'd trade them all for Janeane Garofalo.

[yellowcanine]

27. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! This is SO WRONG. (Banging head

over and over on the wall).