Admit it. You love phlegm.

[arbusto_baboso]

Not to be confused with the Greenish Flem, a valiant and beautiful creature which was nearly chose as New Mexico's state bird.

[rkc3]

1. I love Peggy Phlegm. The way she skated to win the gold medal.

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Didn't she do sportscasting for awhile?

Seemed to be a bit of a hacker, if I remember correctly.

[rkc3]

5. You are correct sir. Always seemed to stick around too long

[tridim]

2. I love phlegm in loogie form

and only when it's hocked and/or snot rocketed onto a Hummer parked in two or more parking spaces.

[rkc3]

4. Or in traffic when you get next to the guy who cut you off.

And thanks to my head cold, just like this morning. A Cadillac DTS with a W '04 sticker in the window.