Fuck confessing and admitting. This thread is about keeping it to yourself

[JVS]

And that's all I have to say about it. Anyone else?

[ohiosmith]

1. I'll never tell where the body is hidden.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Don't ask me about Memphis and the incident with the kangaroo.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Shhhh ...

Too must admiting . Ashcroft might be reading :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[rkc3]

4. I swear, the goat backed into me.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Mmmmmmppphhhhhh...mmmpppphhhhh...MMMMpppphh!!!

:shrug:

[Jim Sagle]

6. The sheep is LYING, I tell you!

[arbusto_baboso]

7. And anyway, the sheep were ASKING for it!

Sheep are such sluts.

[lil-petunia]

9. and velcro gloves don't leave fingerprints.

so you can't prove anything.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. You don't need to know how I accidentally sat on a flashlight.

And the fact that the EMTs were chuckling is of no consequence to you, thank you very much!

[jukes]

10. you can't make me talk!

so just put away that hood, cayalume, & dogleasf!

[baldguy]

11. OK, fine!

It was none of your bidness anyway!

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Oh, I think it's pretty obvious by now, anyway.