I'm resigning from the Democratic Underground. I'm Gay.

[trumad]

Sorry folks.

[calico1]

1. Did you have an affair on your spouse?

[cheezus]

2. with someone you later gave a high level position to?

[trumad]

5. high level position

Ya can't get any higher than 69.

[jukes]

15. yeah, but

you're a "bottom"!

[redqueen]

3. Did you give your lover a critical job, too?

For shame!

:spank:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I have proof that he's gay..he flirts with my lesbian lover!!!

Hey Tru...if you want those notes kept private..stick $1,000,000.00 under the mat in GD....if you try to trace the money...I'll sing like a canary. :evilgrin:

[trumad]

8. ROTF

sing like a canary??? I bet you do... :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Actually she's the singer

I'm the screamer! :D

[trumad]

20. I'm sending you a recorder....

how about a tape of that? yeeeeossssa!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Just PM her your number and we'll call you tomorrow night

and give you a realtime performance :evilgrin:
WTF...it's not like you'll be doing anything else...it's raining!

[trumad]

23. Knowing my luck

The Climax will be a lightning bolt through the telephone into my brain... Although that would be one great way to go...:nuke:O8)

[trof]

6. feckin' nancy boy.

back o me hand to ya

[MikeG]

7. You just want a damn toaster. You're not gay.

[trof]

10. OK. I gotta ask.

'Splain the toaster thing to me Ricky.

[MikeG]

12. Uh. It is actually a lesbian thing. I'm just being silly.

You get one when you come out.

[trof]

14. No shi...um...KIDDING?

2 slice or 4?
I might do it for a 4 that will handle bagels too.

[MikeG]

18. Handle someone's bagels - get a toaster.

[GOPFighter]

11. I'm happy too, but I'm not leaving DU

:+

[trof]

19. If you're happy and you know it, kick some ass.

If you're happy and you know it, kick some ass.
'Cause it's great to kick some ass,
Till this Bushie* thing can pass.
If you're happy and you know it, kick some ass.
:kick:

[JanMichael]

13. Probably a Green too. Figures.

.

[trumad]

16. Closet Green

That I'll never come out on...It will ruin me! ;-)

[jukes]

17. liber

goddamtarian!

[xchrom]

21. well -- me too but i'm going to have a str8 affair

cause i ain't feelin the hate thing enough from just being gay.

[Misunderestimator]

24. And it's so cute how you pretended to be straight for so long...

:hug: To think... if I were straight, I could have been wooed by your flattery and become another Mrs. McGreevey. :D

[trumad]

25. OK...Now that I'm Gay...any pointers?

:shrug:

BTW: Did you know that were having a Menage a Trois on the phone tomorrow night?

[Misunderestimator]

26. I'd have PLENTY of pointers if you were a woman...

but alas... I can't help much in the male sex department. :) I hear though that it is quite enjoyable. :evilgrin:

And no... I don't have any pointers if you now tell me you are a woman. I wouldn't dare give up my secrets :)

[trumad]

27. BTW: Did you know that were having a Menage a Trois on the phone

tomorrow night... Your Lover says that "nothingshocksmeanymore", but I think she'll be surprised that there's one more....

[Misunderestimator]

28. From what I read, she's the one who invited you...

We're gonna have to have a talk. In any case, I doubt that you can get a flight out of there tomorrow :)

I'm lucky enough to be traveling on business, and not in Florida at the moment. Hope my house is still there when I get back next week. Charley's got his eye on Tampa.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Thanks a fucking lot, Trumad

Now I have to TALK to her!

[trumad]

31. It's on Baby....

[Misunderestimator]

32. OMG... Enticing me with a photo of cute little kitties...

:bounce:

Will you bring them along?

[Misunderestimator]

33. LOL... Yep

And TALK it is... before anything else. :evilgrin:

[trumad]

30. Hey honey..I'm only a couple of hours away...

Plus it's on the Phone...;-)

[Misunderestimator]

34. Will you be bringing your wife along as well? And your gay lover?

[trumad]

36. too many to keep track of...

I need a palm top...

[jdonaldball]

35. I'm resigning from the Republican Party. I'm straight.

Obviously the Republican Party is no place for straight men. :-)

[LynneSin]

37. Do I have to quit because of my love for my box turtle charlie?

:shrug:



Look how he's running into my open (and mysteriously hairy, manly like) arms.

Is this love wrong?

[Misunderestimator]

38. Hmm... I've seen some pretty interesting couples...

but I think the size difference there could really hurt the turtle :D

As for the hairy arms... I just knew it. :bounce:

[LynneSin]

40. Come on, you know that sizes doesn't matter

or do you insist on big box turtles only

[tom_paine]

39. A Gay Freeper! Who'd a thunk it?

:evilgrin: