This one time...at band camp....

[dolo amber]

I fell in a hole and broke my ankle...:cry:

[HEyHEY]

1. This one time on an xmas tree lot

I dislocated my shoulder and yelled "FUUUUCK!!!" in front of all the families picking out their xmas trees.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. This one time....at orchestra camp....

I heard the word "orgasm" and didn't know what it meant (I was 12) and the other kids laughed at me, because they were like fifteen.

So I went home and asked my mom and she choked on her Tab. Then she explained it to me so badly I had no idea what she was talking about (roller coasters???).

[Elidor]

3. I should have known you were a band fag!

Me too. Tuba and saxophone. :hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Tuba represent!

I was the ultimate stereotype- fat kid with a tuba-but I combatted that by applying a punk rock technique to my low brass stylings.

[dolo amber]

8. I was all about percussion, baby

Beats beats beats beats beats!! :bounce:

[DaveFL99]

4. God she is so hot.

[kanrok]

5. That was the best line from that movie

Totally unexpected. That and "what's my name, bitch?"

[Blue-Jay]

7. I played strip poker with Cindy Schultz and saw her bush!

Aside from that the best thing that ever happened at band camp was Jeff Martz shitting his pants after he ate the Ex-Lax brownies. We *knew* that he was the snack stealer!

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. I was told that I had the 2nd best ass in the band

Unfortunatly, my girlfriend was the one who told me! :cry:

[eyesroll]

10. I got hit in the head with a waterski!

(OK, it was Jewish Camp, not band camp. But still.)

I was sitting in the boat, and someone lost their grip on their skis on the dock. Ouch.