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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:21 AM
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Why do we have noses?
What would be the detriment if we didn't?

I see (yes, eyes seem to be necessary) no reason for noses.

Any ideas on this?
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:22 AM
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1. To hold up our glasses eom
eom
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:24 AM
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5. Beat me to it, ya rascal!
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freedom_to_read Donating Member (623 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:23 AM
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2. to give our fingers something to do when we're all alone <eom>
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:23 AM
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3. It's bad to breath out of your mouth
it hurts your gums.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:23 AM
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4. So we have...
Somewhere to put the Cocaine, hence screwing our lives up worse than Hogan's Goat. Apparently, Noses are The Work of Satan, item# 3,756.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:26 AM
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6. Just suppose you had no nose...
Then you could never smell a rose
or pie
or chicken a la king.
You'd never smell a single thing.
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:28 AM
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7. The better to smell you with?
Plus, if I didn't have a nose, I wouldn't have allergies and migraines and then I wouldn't have an excuse to get out of work when I'm not really that sick.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:32 AM
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8. Your nose filters the crud out of the air you breathe
and also warms it a bit for your lungs when it is cold. Thats the serious answer, anyway.
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Joylaughter Donating Member (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 10:57 AM
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9. memories
The sense of smell is important to our memery function. I don't mind the occasional stench as long as I can smell the sweet perfume too.
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