Forgive my ignorance but what's the deal with toasters and box turtles?

[devilgrrl]

Lesbians and toasters??? Sex with box turtles??? I keep hearing jokes but I don't know the origin of them. When did all this shit start?

[JohnKleeb]

1. the box turtles

John Cornyn a republican senator from Texas compared gay marriage to marrying a box turtle. On lesbians and toasters, Ive always been curious too.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Ellen. A lame joke on her lame show. Now this.

That's the joy of in-jokes. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

4. my ma's favorite lesbian

so shes behind it eh. I need a toaster down here so what if I pretended to be a girl and seduced one :D.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Box turtle story

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/04/164.html

Scroll to #3.

[Commendatori]

5. Apparently, a toaster is

the present a girl gets when she comes out as a lesbian.

[tandot]

6. I think the toaster is given as a present for the person who is coming

out...kinda like receiving a toaster for opening a new bank account...

All the lesbians and gays are out there, trying to convert straight people into becoming lesbians/gays by promising them a toaster :evilgrin: