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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 03:57 PM
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Why do good toupees end up on bad people?
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:00 PM
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1. LOL! I thought you wrote:
Why do good toupees end up on bald people?
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gonefishing Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:00 PM
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2. Is it because only people who have something to hide
wear toupees?
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MaryH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:01 PM
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4. There is no such thing as a "good toupee"
They are all hideous.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:04 PM
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6. Would you feel the same way if your Guinea pig wanted to date one?
Edited on Fri Aug-13-04 04:15 PM by ohiosmith
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:20 PM
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9. Well, I guess if he was truly in love...
:silly:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:00 PM
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3. I miss Traficant
He was just too fucking funny.
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Lin Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:33 PM
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11. I miss him too, the only guy with guts to go on tv toasted, fun stuff<eom>
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:03 PM
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5. It's because BAD toupees end up on GOOD people--the universe,
therefore, balances out.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:08 PM
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7. Bad people wear cheap rugs, end of fucking story -
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:08 PM
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8. It Looks Like That Toupee Is trying to Escape
Looks like it's trying to walk right off his head.
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Lin Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 04:30 PM
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10. WTH? they can make ancient, wizened-up, gnarled penises stand & salute
JUST when Auntie & Grandma thought it was safe again....but they cannot make a decent toup? why oh why? :)

(I'm only half kidding here, why can't guys have access to good toups in this day&age?)
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