So you're about to be executed...

[DrWeird]

what do you request for your last meal?

Me, I'd go with an enormous New York steak, medium rare. Steak fries cooked in "butter flavored" shortening (it's real, serious). Mango lassi to drink. And a big fat chocolate sunday for desert.

[trotsky]

1. Deep-fried dodo bird.

Take your time finding one...

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. HAHAHAHA lmao

[AwakeAtLast]

2. Change the drink to a huge Margarita,

and I wouldn't change a thing (except maybe that executed business).

[DemWitch]

4. Prime rib, rare

baked potato with gobs of butter, tossed salad with Catalina dressing, coffeeand a huge piece of my Mom's double chocolate salad dressing cake with a glass of ice cold milk

[CanuckAmok]

5. I am? Oh, dammit...have they set a date?

What'd I do, anyway?

[DrWeird]

8. Well, you got real mad. And you took a real big knife, see...

do you know those tags on mattresses that read, "do not remove under penalty of law?"

Well, you cut one of them off!

Yeah, you're bad. REAL bad.

[Endangered Specie]

17. To start... your Canadian...

"blame canada!, blame canada!..." ;)

[wtmusic]

6. A loaded AK-47 and six grenades n/t

[Endangered Specie]

16. might wanna specify some ammunition...

yo may need more than 30rounds.

[Hawkeye-X]

7. Anything that would counter the effects of the lethal injection

Anyone knows?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Wonka's Everlasting Gobstopper (nt)

[Massacure]

10. Vodka

May as well die a happy man.

Anyone know if Lethal Injection is painful?

[DieboldMustDie]

11. Don't you know how bad all that stuff is for your health!

:evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

12. One hell of a lot of iced tea

I figure if you're supposed to drink a lot of water beforehand to make your veins easy to find for an injection, maybe vast quantities of diuretics will do the opposite. Why make it easy for them?

[No2W2004]

13. Well,

Whatever causes the biggest "mess" to clean up after I expire.

Sorry, prisons don't allow alcoholic beverages to be served, and contrary to belief, you can't order anything that pops in your head, just whatever is available to the prison system at the time. Supposedly lethal injection is painless, as they put you to sleep before you die, but no one has lived to complain about it either.

[Endangered Specie]

14. something that rhymes with orange.

[Endangered Specie]

15. Can I request a girl from "Thee Dollhouse"...

its just down the road.

[mark11727]

18. The lead prosecutor's liver and a nice chianti...

[Don_G]

19. My old gf's Ribs

She makes the best ribs in the world and that's one thing that I miss about her. She cooks them in beer,garlic and some spices :9

[TX-RAT]

20. I hope it's the elect chair

I'm eating burritos and refries. I'll take them all out.

[ohiosmith]

21. White pizza and Santa Margherita Pino Grigio.

[HEyHEY]

22. The children of the guy who condemed me