He's gotta pet monkey who likes to get Drunkee

[TX-RAT]

Sing one Monkey.

[wyldwolf]

1. I thought it was..

He's gotta a pet monkey who likes to get drunkee
He sings boogie woogie and it sounds real funky...

Sing one monkey...

[TX-RAT]

4. I stand corrected

I am ashamed, i should know better.

[wryter2000]

2. Like a bow-legged monkey

It's time to get funky
Like a bow-legged monkey
Because you've got to funkafize.

[VelmaD]

3. He's got a girl named Jane...

with no last name
kinda homely and plain
but he loves her just the same
'cause when he hears her sing
she really does her thing

[Wickerman]

5. all right, Gitarzan, you start quoting from the Streak

and we might have to talk away your record player and maybe even that bottle of whiskey

[TX-RAT]

6. I'll never give up my Crown, never i say.

[Wickerman]

9. hmmm

or

[TX-RAT]

14. Gimli Canada, Gods home town.

[Wickerman]

17. 2 weeks to Willie and Bob!

Hey, they're no Ray Stevens, but what the heck?

[TX-RAT]

18. Willie might kick Rays ass, I'm not sure.

Ya gotta remember Ray's old but he's wirery. I may need help spelling wirey. Damn that spell check.

[Wickerman]

19. Well, Ray does kick Willy's ass

at novelty songs - no one better. Plain ol' drinking songs? Willie, were I still a drinker.

[TX-RAT]

20. Red Headed Stranger

Was the time for the Preacher, and the year of old wine.

[TX-RAT]

11. Can i talk about Clyde the Camel?

[Wickerman]

13. On, Clyde. On, you big camel

[CO Liberal]

7. Gitarzan, And His Jungle Band

They're all you can stand
Give 'em a hand
Gitarzan!

[wyldwolf]

8. oooeeeoeoeoeoooooh

[CO Liberal]

10. "SHUT UP, BABY, I'M TRYING TO SING!!"

Ba doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doo....

[TX-RAT]

12. Yea , but can you do the monkey song, without hurting yourself.

[CO Liberal]

15. I'll Try

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh -
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

"LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE MONKEY!!!!"

[TX-RAT]

16. I pulled a groin muscle, last time i tried.