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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:45 PM
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I want to be pimped out...
preferably to the Olympic Water Polo team. How do I get started?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:51 PM
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1. your a Dookus
it ain't possible. sorry.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:53 PM
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2. Hey!
In some parts of the world, Dookuses are considered quite the delicacy!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:55 PM
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3. well -- first you gotta
sart with the regular polo team -- you know build your rep....:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:57 PM
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4. Oh
my pony-blowing days are long over.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:57 PM
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5. And what would you do with all those dimes?
Sorry. The answer was just hanging there, waiting to be used.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 05:59 PM
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6. I'd put 'em in a sock
and beat you soundly around the head and shoulders.

The dimes are TIPS! I charge a quarter, knucklebutt!
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 06:03 PM
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7. You get tips of 40%! Damn!
You'd still need more than a sock full of dimes to hurt my head, though. I wear a pig-faced bascinet at all times. Not cuz I have to, you understand. I just like it.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 06:05 PM
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8. Beauty Aids
when the Mary K rep or AVON person show up... start with that.

its gotta work.
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